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AT this rate I predict there'll be 18 umps, and 5 players by 2015.
That would follow the rollout of the controversial Goals-and-Minor-Events-check-On-eVery-infRaction (aka G.A.M.E.O.V.E.R.) a laser guided boundary & goal compliance checking system (based on the tennis hawk-eye but heavily modified for a curved boundary) introduced after the 2008 Beijing Olympics when the Abbott & Costello government under the guidance of Sports Minister Demitriou sold off the rights to the game in exchange for ongoing coal sales to the undisputed world superpower.
Other revisions to the game would includ goal umpires holding up (not waving) ping pong paddles instead of flags with the score on the face in decimals!
Need I go on ...
The game is dead .. long live the game.
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That would follow the rollout of the controversial Goals-and-Minor-Events-check-On-eVery-infRaction (aka G.A.M.E.O.V.E.R.) a laser guided boundary & goal compliance checking system (based on the tennis hawk-eye but heavily modified for a curved boundary) introduced after the 2008 Beijing Olympics when the Abbott & Costello government under the guidance of Sports Minister Demitriou sold off the rights to the game in exchange for ongoing coal sales to the undisputed world superpower.
Other revisions to the game would includ goal umpires holding up (not waving) ping pong paddles instead of flags with the score on the face in decimals!
Need I go on ...
The game is dead .. long live the game.
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