Seven umps join forces to decide all

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  • The Boot
    A Blood to the bootstraps
    • Mar 2004
    • 544

    Seven umps join forces to decide all

    AT this rate I predict there'll be 18 umps, and 5 players by 2015.

    That would follow the rollout of the controversial Goals-and-Minor-Events-check-On-eVery-infRaction (aka G.A.M.E.O.V.E.R.) a laser guided boundary & goal compliance checking system (based on the tennis hawk-eye but heavily modified for a curved boundary) introduced after the 2008 Beijing Olympics when the Abbott & Costello government under the guidance of Sports Minister Demitriou sold off the rights to the game in exchange for ongoing coal sales to the undisputed world superpower.

    Other revisions to the game would includ goal umpires holding up (not waving) ping pong paddles instead of flags with the score on the face in decimals!

    Need I go on ...

    The game is dead .. long live the game.




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  • goswannie14
    Leadership Group
    • Sep 2005
    • 11166

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    Re: Seven umps join forces to decide all

    Originally posted by The Boot
    AT this rate I predict there'll be 18 umps, and 5 players by 2015.

    That would follow the rollout of the controversial Goals-and-Minor-Events-check-On-eVery-infRaction (aka G.A.M.E.O.V.E.R.) a laser guided boundary & goal compliance checking system (based on the tennis hawk-eye but heavily modified for a curved boundary) introduced after the 2008 Beijing Olympics when the Abbott & Costello government under the guidance of Sports Minister Demitriou sold off the rights to the game in exchange for ongoing coal sales to the undisputed world superpower.

    Other revisions to the game would includ goal umpires holding up (not waving) ping pong paddles instead of flags with the score on the face in decimals!

    Need I go on ...

    The game is dead .. long live the game.




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    Just means there will be 7 people without a clue instead of 3!
    Does God believe in Atheists?

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    • Pommie Swannie
      Waiting for the call!
      • Sep 2005
      • 375

      #3
      Re: Re: Seven umps join forces to decide all

      Originally posted by goswannie14
      Just means there will be 7 people without a clue instead of 3!
      And they will still be making decisions that will cause great conjecture and argument, and be the debate on various forums and tv programs. So in essence, all will remain as it has been!
      "You got .. rock 'n roll eyes ..!"

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