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  • Thunder Shaker
    Aut vincere aut mori
    • Apr 2004
    • 4225

    Ode to Matthew Lloyd

    Found this gem on a Carlton fan's website. Enjoy.

    Ode to Matty Lloyd
    "Unbelievable!" -- Nick Davis leaves his mark on the 2005 semi final
  • cruiser
    What the frack!
    • Jul 2004
    • 6114

    #2
    Re: Ode to Matthew Lloyd

    Originally posted by Thunder Shaker
    Found this gem on a Carlton fan's website. Enjoy.

    Ode to Matty Lloyd
    That is brilliant. Says it all.

    I HATE MATTHEW LLOYD!
    Occupational hazards:
    I don't eat animals since discovering this ability. I used to. But one day the lamb I was eating came through to me and ever since then I haven't been able to eat meat.
    - animal psychic Amanda de Warren

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    • Wardy
      The old Boiler!
      • Sep 2003
      • 6676

      #3
      "Matthew Lloyd is a Haemorrhoid"
      I used to be indecisive, but now I'm not so sure..................
      Chickens drink - but they don't pee!
      AGE IS ONLY IMPORTANT FOR TWO THINGS - WINE & CHEESE!

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      • LittleSchneider
        On the Rookie List
        • Nov 2004
        • 582

        #4
        that is the funniest thing i have read all year! Love that - should be printed in all records everywhere.
        And the man who started it, the Schneiderman, can kick his third for the quarter. And the swans are in the Grand Final!

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        • 573v30
          On the bandwagon...
          • Sep 2005
          • 5017

          #5
          That's the perfect theme song for a Matty Lloyd film.
          I only support one team: The SYDNEY SWANS!!!!! :adore

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          • sydfan83
            Senior Player
            • Jan 2003
            • 2929

            #6
            Matty's out for the season now apparently. Leo will be relieved.

            Source

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            • Guzzitza
              On the Rookie List
              • Apr 2005
              • 272

              #7
              Re: Ode to Matthew Lloyd

              Originally posted by Thunder Shaker
              Found this gem on a Carlton fan's website. Enjoy.

              Ode to Matty Lloyd
              Wow. I love it. Words cant desrcibe how great it is. It truely sums up his most annoying qualities - i.e. all of them.

              Cheers for posting, Will print and frame.
              I'm Flyin' High...

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              • 573v30
                On the bandwagon...
                • Sep 2005
                • 5017

                #8
                Originally posted by sydfan83
                Matty's out for the season now apparently. Leo will be relieved.

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                I guess you could say he took a bad dive...
                I only support one team: The SYDNEY SWANS!!!!! :adore

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                • swans05
                  On the Rookie List
                  • Sep 2005
                  • 385

                  #9
                  Originally posted by 573v30
                  I guess you could say he took a bad dive...

                  exit stage right?
                  BACK2BACK

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                  • Frog
                    Retired from RWO
                    • Aug 2005
                    • 1898

                    #10
                    Karma.

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                    • NMWBloods
                      Taking Refuge!!
                      • Jan 2003
                      • 15819

                      #11
                      That's a bit harsh.
                      Captain Logic is not steering this tugboat.

                      "[T]here are things that matter more and he's reading and thinking about them: heaven, reincarnation. Life and death are the only things that are truly a matter of life and death. Not football."

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                      • swans05
                        On the Rookie List
                        • Sep 2005
                        • 385

                        #12
                        Originally posted by NMWBloods
                        That's a bit harsh.
                        but fair
                        no one likes to see any player get hurt unless they play for essendon
                        BACK2BACK

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                        • cruiser
                          What the frack!
                          • Jul 2004
                          • 6114

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Frog
                          Karma.
                          Damn right. Good riddance to the cheat.
                          Occupational hazards:
                          I don't eat animals since discovering this ability. I used to. But one day the lamb I was eating came through to me and ever since then I haven't been able to eat meat.
                          - animal psychic Amanda de Warren

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                          • Matt79
                            Bring it on!
                            • Sep 2004
                            • 3143

                            #14
                            To the tune of "Click goes the shears"

                            Ping goes the hamstring, ping, ping, ping
                            Dive all the time, one's bound to give in
                            lloyd looks around and pleads with the umps
                            You ain't getting a kick Lloyd you big, girlie frump.

                            Oh well, it's a start!
                            Swannies for life!

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                            • woo
                              double vodka lemon pls
                              • Sep 2005
                              • 961

                              #15
                              sorry to sound bitter and twisted

                              but sucked in Bombers re Matthew Lloyd....could not have happened to a nicer club
                              you know what they say, dirty pants- clean botty

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