Snides: What age did you stop growing, was it 12?
Willo: Was that your joke? I was actually about 5cm taller than you when you started here and I have lost a lot of cartilage in my knees so now I am only about 3cm taller than you.
Snides: The records show you are the smallest at the Club.
Willo: You know you are smaller you little hobbit.

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