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  • Primmy
    Proud Tragic Swan
    • Apr 2008
    • 5970
    #31
    Malceski won't be playing in the 2013 granny - he's shaved his beard.
    If you've never jumped from one couch to the other to save yourself from lava then you didn't have a childhood

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      • ScottH
        It's Goodes to cheer!!
        • Sep 2003
        • 23665
        #32
        Originally posted by Industrial Fan
        What about

        Swans unable to retain Leroy Jetta in salary cap despite COLA

        Tippett worth more money

        Player asks to be traded to Adelaide

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          • Doctor
            Bay 29
            • Sep 2003
            • 2757
            #33
            LRT finds out he's adopted. Asks to be known as "three dads".

            Goodes reveals he had knee cap removed after 2012 GF. Plays entire 2013 season without a knee. "I didn't want to let my mates down. Sure it hurt a bit at times, but that's the Bloods culture."
            Today's a draft of your epitaph

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              • AnnieH
                RWOs Black Sheep
                • Aug 2006
                • 11332
                #34
                Originally posted by Primmy
                Malceski won't be playing in the 2013 granny - he's shaved his beard.
                He has not!!!
                Saw him last night ... still looking like Ned Kelly.
                Wild speculation, unsubstantiated rumours, silly jokes and opposition delight in another's failures is what makes an internet forum fun.
                Blessed are the cracked for they are the ones who let in the light.

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                  • AnnieH
                    RWOs Black Sheep
                    • Aug 2006
                    • 11332
                    #35
                    Originally posted by Doctor
                    LRT finds out he's adopted. Asks to be known as "three dads".

                    Goodes reveals he had knee cap removed after 2012 GF. Plays entire 2013 season without a knee. "I didn't want to let my mates down. Sure it hurt a bit at times, but that's the Bloods culture."
                    Funny you should say that... I was at the Redback function last night, and chatting to Goodesy. I said that it still makes me tear up thinking about what he went through with his knee in the granny and that I was so happy he was able to soccer us in front with only one good knee. His response... I didn't do anything special, I just didn't want to let my mates down.

                    Love that man.
                    Wild speculation, unsubstantiated rumours, silly jokes and opposition delight in another's failures is what makes an internet forum fun.
                    Blessed are the cracked for they are the ones who let in the light.

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                      • royboy42
                        Senior Player
                        • Apr 2006
                        • 2080
                        #36
                        'AnnieH starts Tippett fan club at Sydney"

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                          • AnnieH
                            RWOs Black Sheep
                            • Aug 2006
                            • 11332
                            #37
                            Originally posted by royboy42
                            'AnnieH starts Tippett fan club at Sydney"
                            It's the "Official Sydney Tip-Off Fan Club".
                            Get it right!!!
                            Wild speculation, unsubstantiated rumours, silly jokes and opposition delight in another's failures is what makes an internet forum fun.
                            Blessed are the cracked for they are the ones who let in the light.

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                              • Triple B
                                Formerly 'BBB'
                                • Feb 2003
                                • 6999
                                #38
                                'AnnieH, self appointed president of Goodes, JPK and Tippett Fan Clubs claims no conflict of interest. Eddie agrees'...
                                Driver of the Dan Hannebery bandwagon....all aboard. 4th April 09

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                                  • Swansongster
                                    Senior Player
                                    • Sep 2008
                                    • 1264
                                    #39
                                    On a Page 1 in the not-too-distant future:

                                    "Hird Sacked"

                                    "AFL Announces Special Salary Cap Concessions For Bombers to Bolster Its Decimated Playing List"

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                                      • ScottH
                                        It's Goodes to cheer!!
                                        • Sep 2003
                                        • 23665
                                        #40
                                        Originally posted by Swansongster
                                        On a Page 1 in the not-too-distant future:

                                        "Hird Sacked"

                                        "AFL Announces Special Salary Cap Concessions For Bombers to Bolster Its Decimated Playing List"
                                        "Hird Whacked!"

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                                          • Matimbo
                                            Warming the Bench
                                            • Apr 2009
                                            • 334
                                            #41
                                            North Melbourne Announces Sponsorship Deal with North Korea ... now to be known as The Bombers
                                            Essendon Announce Sponsorship Deal with Syringe Manufacturer ... now to be known as The Jabbers
                                            Pies Announce Fan Found With IQ of Over 70 ... now to be known as the Intellectual Giants
                                            Drunken Gold Coast Players Drop Pants in Nightclub ... now to be known as The Moons
                                            Demons Announce Last Sponsor Has Abandoned Them ... can't aford to change it's name

                                            and off topic, did anyone see the real article in News.com today ... "Man Dies Chasing Beaver"
                                            CIA Agent to Policeman: "Have you ever had anti-terrorist training?"
                                            Policeman: "Yes, I was married once."

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