LUKE "manchild" PARKER

[Luke Shannon]

I agree that Parker is elite but he is not yet in the "very top class of midfielders" in the competition.

The "very top class of midfielders" include:

Ablett, Pendebury, Hodge, Mitchell, Selwood, Dangerfield and Fyfe.

Parker is the "elite category with:

Priddis, Mundy, Boak, Gray, Sloan, Cripps, Murphy, Kennedy, Jordan Lewis, Hannenbury, Dylan Shiel, Griffin, Jobe Watson.

The beauty for the Swans id that they have Parker, Kennedy and Hannenbury all in the elite class of midfielders.

[AnnieH]

.... and he's such a nice bloke.

I fell in love with Parks when he was assigned to our table for trivia quite a few years ago. Knows absolutely nothing about anything, but is a very funny lad.

I saw him after the game last Saturday night... and checked his pecs.
At the beginning of last year, he got a set on special in the David Jones after christmas sales. (His girlfriend told me to shut up because he'll get a big head and she has to live with him!)
They were a little softer than they were last year.
Must've missed the sales this year.
He lost it when I told him that.

Luke Shannon... you're dreaming son.
Parks is very top class... along with Hanners and Joey. You just don't know it yet.

[bloodsbigot]

.... and he's such a nice bloke.

I fell in love with Parks when he was assigned to our table for trivia quite a few years ago. Knows absolutely nothing about anything, but is a very funny lad.

I saw him after the game last Saturday night... and checked his pecs.
At the beginning of last year, he got a set on special in the David Jones after christmas sales. (His girlfriend told me to shut up because he'll get a big head and she has to live with him!)
They were a little softer than they were last year.
Must've missed the sales this year.
He lost it when I told him that.

Luke Shannon... you're dreaming son.
Parks is very top class... along with Hanners and Joey. You just don't know it yet.

If he wins premierships for us he can be as dumb as he wants for all I care.