This may just about be the most inflammatory post I will ever put on here.
But it is an opportunity I've been waiting for ever since I learned all the songs - about 15 years ago.
So here we go: if you have a mate or an acquaintance who has been hanging sh*it on the Swans for all these years, get your own back by hitting him with one of these.
Adelaide
We are the pride of NSW
We are the mighty Sydney Swans
We're courageous, stronger, faster
And respected by our foes
Admiration of the nation
Our determination shows
We are the pride of NSW
We are the mighty Sydney Swans
Brisbane Lions
We are the pride of Sydney town
We wear the colours red and white
We will always fight for victory
Like the mighty Bloods of old
All for one, and one for all
We will answer to the call
Go Swans, Sydney Swans
We'll kick the winning score
You'll hear a mighty roar
Carlton
We are the Red and White
We are the mighty Red and White
We're the team, that never lets you down
We're the ONLY team from Sydney town
With all the champions
They like to send up
We'll keep our ends up
And they'll know that they've been playing
Against the famous Sydney Swans
Collingwood
Good old Sydney forever
We know how to play the game
Side by side we stick together
To uphold the Swannies name
Hear the barrackers' a shouting
As all barrackers should
All the premierships' a cakewalk
For the mighty Sydney Swans
Essendon
See the Swannies fly up, up
We won the premiership flag
Our boys who play this grand old game
Are always striving for glory and fame
See the Swannies fly up, up
The other teams they don't fear
They all try their best
But they can't get near
As the Swannies fly up
Fremantle
Sydney, way to go
Hit 'em real hard send 'em down below
Oh Sydney, give 'em all heave ho
We are the Sydney Swans
Sydney, way to go
Hit 'em real hard send 'em down below
Oh Sydney, give 'em all heave ho
We are the Sydney Swans
Geelong
We are Sydney
The greatest team of all
We are Sydney
We're always on the ball
We play the game as it should be played
At home or far away
Our banner's flying high
From dawn to dark
Over all Moore Park
Hawthorn
We're a happy team at Sydney
We're the mighty fighting Swans
We love our club and we play to win
Riding the bumps with a grin at Sydney
Come what may you find us striving
Teamwork is the thing that talks
One for all and all for one's
The way we play at Sydney
We are the mighty fighting Swans
Kangaroos (bllllluuuurrrrgggghhhh)
Join in the chorus
And sing it one and all
Join in the chorus
Sydney's on the ball
Good old the Swannies
We're champions you'll agree
Sydney are be premiers
We won for you and me
Melbourne
It's a grand old flag
It's a high flying flag
It's the emblem for me and for you
It's the emblem of the team we love
The team of the Red and White
Every heart will fight
For the Red and the White
As we sing this song to you
Should auld acquaintance be forgot
Keep your eye on the Red and the White
Port Adelaide
We are the Swannies that win
The Swannies that rule
C'mon, Sydney aggression
We are the Swans of Sydney
It's more than a sport
It's the true South Melbourne tradition
We never stopped, stopped, stopped
Now we're top, top, top
It's history we've just been making
We are the Swannies that win
We never gave in
Till the flag was ours for the taking
SYDNEY
Richmond
Oh we're from Swannie land
A fighting fury we're from Swannie land
In any weather you will see us with a grin
Risking head and shin
If we're behind then never mind
We fought and fought and won
Oh we're from Swannie land
We never weakened till the final siren went
Like the Swannies of old
We're strong and we're bold
Oh we're from Swannie
Red and the White
Oh we're from Swannie land
St Kilda
Oh when the Swans
Go marching in
Oh when the Swans go marching in
How I'm proud to be with Sydney
When the Swans go marching in
Oh when the Swans (oh when the Swans)
Go marching in (go marching in)
Oh when the Swans go marching in
How I'm proud to be with Sydney
When the Swans go marching in
West Coast
We're the Swans
Sydney Swans
And we're here to show you why
We're the big birds
Kings of the big game
We're the Swans
We're flying high
We're the Swans
Sydney Swans
And we're here to show you why
We're the big birds
Kings of the big game
We're the Swans
We're flying high
Western Bulldogs
Sons of the South
Red and the White
We'll always stick together
Swannies show their might
Swannies fight and Swannies soar
We give our very best
Cause you can't be the boys of the Sydney breed
This team is the very best
But none of these can top the original, and the best
Sydney - PREMIERS 2005
CHEER CHEER THE RED AND THE WHITE
HONOUR THE NAME BY DAY AND BY NIGHT
LIFT THAT NOBLE BANNER HIGH
SHAKE DOWN THE THUNDER FROM THE SKY
WHETHER THE ODDS BE GREAT OR BE SMALL
SWANS WENT IN AND WON OVERALL
WHILE HER LOYAL SONS WERE MARCHING
ONWARDS TO VICTORY
But it is an opportunity I've been waiting for ever since I learned all the songs - about 15 years ago.
So here we go: if you have a mate or an acquaintance who has been hanging sh*it on the Swans for all these years, get your own back by hitting him with one of these.
Adelaide
We are the pride of NSW
We are the mighty Sydney Swans
We're courageous, stronger, faster
And respected by our foes
Admiration of the nation
Our determination shows
We are the pride of NSW
We are the mighty Sydney Swans
Brisbane Lions
We are the pride of Sydney town
We wear the colours red and white
We will always fight for victory
Like the mighty Bloods of old
All for one, and one for all
We will answer to the call
Go Swans, Sydney Swans
We'll kick the winning score
You'll hear a mighty roar
Carlton
We are the Red and White
We are the mighty Red and White
We're the team, that never lets you down
We're the ONLY team from Sydney town
With all the champions
They like to send up
We'll keep our ends up
And they'll know that they've been playing
Against the famous Sydney Swans
Collingwood
Good old Sydney forever
We know how to play the game
Side by side we stick together
To uphold the Swannies name
Hear the barrackers' a shouting
As all barrackers should
All the premierships' a cakewalk
For the mighty Sydney Swans
Essendon
See the Swannies fly up, up
We won the premiership flag
Our boys who play this grand old game
Are always striving for glory and fame
See the Swannies fly up, up
The other teams they don't fear
They all try their best
But they can't get near
As the Swannies fly up
Fremantle
Sydney, way to go
Hit 'em real hard send 'em down below
Oh Sydney, give 'em all heave ho
We are the Sydney Swans
Sydney, way to go
Hit 'em real hard send 'em down below
Oh Sydney, give 'em all heave ho
We are the Sydney Swans
Geelong
We are Sydney
The greatest team of all
We are Sydney
We're always on the ball
We play the game as it should be played
At home or far away
Our banner's flying high
From dawn to dark
Over all Moore Park
Hawthorn
We're a happy team at Sydney
We're the mighty fighting Swans
We love our club and we play to win
Riding the bumps with a grin at Sydney
Come what may you find us striving
Teamwork is the thing that talks
One for all and all for one's
The way we play at Sydney
We are the mighty fighting Swans
Kangaroos (bllllluuuurrrrgggghhhh)
Join in the chorus
And sing it one and all
Join in the chorus
Sydney's on the ball
Good old the Swannies
We're champions you'll agree
Sydney are be premiers
We won for you and me
Melbourne
It's a grand old flag
It's a high flying flag
It's the emblem for me and for you
It's the emblem of the team we love
The team of the Red and White
Every heart will fight
For the Red and the White
As we sing this song to you
Should auld acquaintance be forgot
Keep your eye on the Red and the White
Port Adelaide
We are the Swannies that win
The Swannies that rule
C'mon, Sydney aggression
We are the Swans of Sydney
It's more than a sport
It's the true South Melbourne tradition
We never stopped, stopped, stopped
Now we're top, top, top
It's history we've just been making
We are the Swannies that win
We never gave in
Till the flag was ours for the taking
SYDNEY
Richmond
Oh we're from Swannie land
A fighting fury we're from Swannie land
In any weather you will see us with a grin
Risking head and shin
If we're behind then never mind
We fought and fought and won
Oh we're from Swannie land
We never weakened till the final siren went
Like the Swannies of old
We're strong and we're bold
Oh we're from Swannie
Red and the White
Oh we're from Swannie land
St Kilda
Oh when the Swans
Go marching in
Oh when the Swans go marching in
How I'm proud to be with Sydney
When the Swans go marching in
Oh when the Swans (oh when the Swans)
Go marching in (go marching in)
Oh when the Swans go marching in
How I'm proud to be with Sydney
When the Swans go marching in
West Coast
We're the Swans
Sydney Swans
And we're here to show you why
We're the big birds
Kings of the big game
We're the Swans
We're flying high
We're the Swans
Sydney Swans
And we're here to show you why
We're the big birds
Kings of the big game
We're the Swans
We're flying high
Western Bulldogs
Sons of the South
Red and the White
We'll always stick together
Swannies show their might
Swannies fight and Swannies soar
We give our very best
Cause you can't be the boys of the Sydney breed
This team is the very best
But none of these can top the original, and the best
Sydney - PREMIERS 2005
CHEER CHEER THE RED AND THE WHITE
HONOUR THE NAME BY DAY AND BY NIGHT
LIFT THAT NOBLE BANNER HIGH
SHAKE DOWN THE THUNDER FROM THE SKY
WHETHER THE ODDS BE GREAT OR BE SMALL
SWANS WENT IN AND WON OVERALL
WHILE HER LOYAL SONS WERE MARCHING
ONWARDS TO VICTORY
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