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  • Go Swannies
    Veterans List
    • Sep 2003
    • 5697

    #16
    Originally posted by monopoly19
    The people who don't like Hack of the Week should pull the "veritable human cork" out of their arses. Thanks for the laughs, Legs.
    Sorry - I made a mistake and thought this was a discussion forum.

    If it's for solo diatribes only - go for it. But I guess that means my Goodes suggestion doesn't get a look in . . .

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    • Legs Akimbo
      Grand Poobah
      • Apr 2005
      • 2809

      #17
      Originally posted by Go Swannies
      Sorry - I made a mistake and thought this was a discussion forum.

      If it's for solo diatribes only - go for it. But I guess that means my Goodes suggestion doesn't get a look in . . .
      Anything is possible - after all he sits next to this week's hack on the number of games played list. I'll just have to find a different definition of Hack.
      He had observed that people who did lie were, on the whole, more resourceful and ambitious and successful than people who did not lie.

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      • penga
        Senior Player
        • Jan 2003
        • 2601

        #18
        Ben Matthews? There is no such player on the Sydney Swans list.



        :rollseyes:
        C'mon Chels!

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        • monopoly19
          Senior Player
          • Aug 2003
          • 1098

          #19
          Originally posted by Go Swannies
          Sorry - I made a mistake and thought this was a discussion forum.

          If it's for solo diatribes only - go for it. But I guess that means my Goodes suggestion doesn't get a look in . . .
          I wasn't talking to anyone in particular, but we can have a fight if you like

          My vote for next week goes to Schneider. Get your crotch off the centre of my tv screen!
          Last edited by monopoly19; 11 November 2005, 12:09 PM.

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          • singaporeswan
            Fandom of Fabulousness
            • Oct 2003
            • 4220

            #20
            I was going to ask if we could have a Jason "Cannons" Ball tribute Hack to commemorate his final year in Footy.

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            • Go Swannies
              Veterans List
              • Sep 2003
              • 5697

              #21
              What about Darren "let's use my inside knowledge to keep my old teammates from a Premiership" Cresswell then? His absence from the ongoing celebrations is notable.

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              • giant
                Veterans List
                • Mar 2005
                • 4731

                #22
                Another valid and valuable contribution LA!

                That said, Benny went confounded a lot of us by not only having a great GF but an outstanding finals series.

                Still, what's 3 games compared to a lifetime of frustration - a worthy HOTW!

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                • Go Swannies
                  Veterans List
                  • Sep 2003
                  • 5697

                  #23
                  Originally posted by monopoly19
                  My vote for next week goes to Schneider. Get your crotch off the centre of my tv screen!
                  I think you may find some posters here will strongly disagree with that sentiment.

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                  • Nolie
                    On the wing
                    • Jul 2004
                    • 520

                    #24
                    Re: Hack of the week

                    Originally posted by Legs Akimbo


                    1. He won?t kick the ball to first year players. On several occasions last year I watched him neglect the obvious option of disposing to a young player in the clear (e.g. LRT) .....

                    LRT paid him back in the qualifying final in Perth by not kicking it to Ben but to Adam Hunter!
                    The stunned mullett look on Ben's face was precious! (although at the time it was heart-breaking for everyone involved)

                    I quite like Ben Mathews in a non-descript way - he's just there - as LA says he doesn't really stand out.

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                    • silent lurker
                      BLT Razzle Dazzle
                      • Jan 2003
                      • 195

                      #25
                      Re: Hack of the week

                      Originally posted by Legs Akimbo

                      b. Kick it backwards to an uncontested teammate
                      c. Offload it to a team mate about to get crunched by a pack of 10 opposition players.
                      These were Daryn Cresswell's only set plays.
                      We all dream of a team of BLTs!

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                      • cruiser
                        What the frack!
                        • Jul 2004
                        • 6114

                        #26
                        Originally posted by monopoly19
                        My vote for next week goes to Schneider. Get your crotch off the centre of my tv screen!
                        Schneider's crotch is one of my grand final highlights!
                        Occupational hazards:
                        I don't eat animals since discovering this ability. I used to. But one day the lamb I was eating came through to me and ever since then I haven't been able to eat meat.
                        - animal psychic Amanda de Warren

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                        • goswannie14
                          Leadership Group
                          • Sep 2005
                          • 11166

                          #27
                          Re: Hack of the week

                          Originally posted by Legs Akimbo
                          ?1. He won?t kick the ball to first year players. On several occasions last year I watched him neglect the obvious option of disposing to a young player in the clear (e.g. LRT) and instead kick it to the boundary. This is not very nice.
                          2. He has a very limited game plan consisting of three set plays
                          a. Kick it to the boundary
                          b. Kick it backwards to an uncontested teammate
                          c. Offload it to a team mate about to get crunched by a pack of 10 opposition players.
                          d. Kick it to the opposition. Anecdotally, I estimate that at least 40% of Ben?s disposals that don?t result in set-playes a to c above end up going straight to the opposition.

                          Hey legs...by your defnition, with the last game having been played being the GF, under point 2d, Chris Judd should be "hack of the week"

                          BTW if you have a hack for the week for every week until the new season starts...now lone before, Kirk, Hall etc come up for their bagging?
                          Does God believe in Atheists?

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                          • ScottH
                            It's Goodes to cheer!!
                            • Sep 2003
                            • 23665

                            #28
                            Originally posted by cruiser
                            Schneider's crotch is one of my grand final highlights!
                            I thought you'd left for the summer??

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                            • goswannie14
                              Leadership Group
                              • Sep 2005
                              • 11166

                              #29
                              Originally posted by ScottH
                              I thought you'd left for the summer??
                              Yeah, I thought he'd gone fishing
                              Does God believe in Atheists?

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                              • ScottH
                                It's Goodes to cheer!!
                                • Sep 2003
                                • 23665

                                #30
                                Originally posted by goswannie14
                                Yeah, I thought he'd gone fishing
                                Gone cruising.

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