Jude a new forward target??

[Maestro2]

Originally posted by NMWBloods
Faulty transmission... did you miss most of the responses?

I apologise for overlooking any customs here. I will henceforth seek your permission before posting poor humour, and on occasion subtlety and satire, in front of a 6000-odd posting veteran. Any further transmissions will naturally toe the party line, be devoid of personality and use small words. :-)

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PS. I also observed from the archives a significant anti-Nick Davis sentiment. Could I please have your permission to note that we would not have a premiership without this legend of the Shire.

[ScottH]

Originally posted by Maestro2
I apologise for overlooking any customs here. I will henceforth seek your permission before posting poor humour, and on occasion subtlety and satire, in front of a 6000-odd posting veteran. Any further transmissions will naturally toe the party line, be devoid of personality and use small words. :-)

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PS. I also observed from the archives a significant anti-Nick Davis sentiment. Could I please have your permission to note that we would not have a premiership without this legend of the Shire.

Try no punctuation. that always goes down a treat!!

[NMWBloods]

Originally posted by Maestro2
I apologise for overlooking any customs here. I will henceforth seek your permission before posting poor humour, and on occasion subtlety and satire, in front of a 6000-odd posting veteran. Any further transmissions will naturally toe the party line, be devoid of personality and use small words. :-)

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I won't comment on spelling or punctuation, but certain types of humour require inflexion of the voice...

PS. I also observed from the archives a significant anti-Nick Davis sentiment. Could I please have your permission to note that we would not have a premiership without this legend of the Shire.

Point noted and minuted. Meeting closed.

[Stevie Wright]

Originally posted by Maestro2
I have carefully reviewed the archives on RWO in relation to Jude Bolton and I have observed a generally negative vibe towards him in relation to non-headgear performances. I forecast similarly negative comments in relation to this impressive statistic.

Sure, he has some RWO supporters but many archived posts lament his skills when disposing of the football. Steve Wright's observation will catch many by surprise - clearly he has another string in his bow in his ability to find the ball in the air.

Personally, I'd like to see more goals from this amount of marking power. However, with Jude's aerobic capacity from many years of midfield running, he could become one of the most dangerous forwards in the game, playing a role similar to Ryno.

My wife would also add that he is attractive to the eye and his mother would be proud of him. Nice one Stevie. I suggest a few hours were invested on the potty to identify this item!

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Imagine what feats Ryno could achieve should he wear a skull cap!!

Does your wife prefer Jude in or out of the cap?

[Sanecow]

[Maestro2]

Originally posted by Stevie Wright
Imagine what feats Ryno could achieve should he wear a skull cap!!

Does your wife prefer Jude in or out of the cap?

She reports being neutral on the matter if Jude is outside of his shorts.

[Stevie Wright]

Originally posted by Maestro2
She reports being neutral on the matter if Jude is outside of his shorts.

another implication of the cap...

[The Undertaker]

Originally posted by NMWBloods
How many contested...?

Like so many midfielders he takes lots and lots of marks by getting free and receiving little short passes.

Total marks are a fairly meaningless measure these days.

Fair point.

[Thunder Shaker]

Originally posted by Maestro2
PS. I also observed from the archives a significant anti-Nick Davis sentiment. Could I please have your permission to note that we would not have a premiership without this legend of the Shire.

I guess you're right - taking The One Ring to Mt Doom is hard work.