Sydney saved by McGuire business savvy

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  • Bart
    CHHHOMMMMMPPP!!!!
    • Feb 2003
    • 1360

    Sydney saved by McGuire business savvy

    from the bladder

    Sydney saved by McGuire business savvy

    The Sydney Swans are no longer in financial crisis after Magpie president Eddie McGuire generously became involved yesterday.

    McGuire flew to Sydney and managed to sell the Harbour Bridge to a wealthy Japanese tourist, raising an immediate $5 million for the Swans and erasing the club?s debt.

    ?I was happy to help,? McGuire told The Bladder. ?Through the Footy Show, Who Wants To Be A Millionaire and my various other roles, I?ve picked up a lot of skills and I like to think of myself as a master salesman. Selling the bridge to a tourist was all in a day?s work really.

    ?We?re all committed to a national competition and you know I?d do anything to help our northern brothers. I only wish I had time to raise a few mill to help the Lions out, as well.?

    ?We?re ecstatic,? said Swans chairman Richard Colless. ?I wish we?d read the fine print a little more closely, that gave Adam Goodes and Michael O?Loughlin to the Magpies at the end of this season, but oh well.?

    The only person not entirely happy with yesterday?s events was Mr Yazuka Shakamama, from Kyoto, who did the deal with McGuire. ?I very happy with bridge. It look good over Kyoto Harbour,? Shakamama said, through an interpreter. ?I not so happy with discovery that I also buy Jason Ball and Ryan O?Keefe.?

    by STAFF REPORTERS (The Bladder)
  • jixygirl
    On the Rookie List
    • Jun 2003
    • 432

    #2
    At first I was shocked and confused, but then I was laughing out loud so much that I scared who's sitting next to me. So I showed her (she's a Melbourne suporter) and she understand. Fantastic article!
    Sydney Swans Premiers 2005 - The Mighty Bloods

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    • Bart
      CHHHOMMMMMPPP!!!!
      • Feb 2003
      • 1360

      #3
      Originally posted by jixygirl
      At first I was shocked and confused, but then I was laughing out loud so much that I scared who's sitting next to me. So I showed her (she's a Melbourne suporter) and she understand. Fantastic article!
      it is pretty funny

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      • Rod_
        Senior Player
        • Jan 2003
        • 1179

        #4
        Eddies a legend.....

        We could sell off tassie and save eddie from himself (Should get 20c for the bullet.....)

        Rod_

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