RWO Footy Match

[Ajn]

Tests will be done for the presence of prohibited substances, anyone without will be banned

[Destructive]

Originally posted by Norris Lurker
I'm a totally unfit fat bastard who used to be able to take a mark but never could kick - but I wouldn't mind a game.

Are you putting the flab back on Teal? I thought the Rice Crackers might drive you crazy sometime.

[Norris Lurker]

I think I might have put a couple of kilos on; but not that much. I blame the vanilla Coke. And for the drug tests, caffeine's supposed to be a diuretic, so drinking that stuff puts us in the company of the legendary Warnie.
In any case, I don't exactly see you putting your hand up to play. Come on now, let's see your marking and mongrel punting.

[Destructive]

Originally posted by Norris Lurker
I think I might have put a couple of kilos on; but not that much. I blame the vanilla Coke. And for the drug tests, caffeine's supposed to be a diuretic, so drinking that stuff puts us in the company of the legendary Warnie.
In any case, I don't exactly see you putting your hand up to play. Come on now, let's see your marking and mongrel punting.

If I'm not working I'll be there with bells on. I just hope I'm nowhere near you otherwise I'll be squashed.

[Norris Lurker]

Take the bells off and come and get me.
*sticks out tongue* Na na na na na!!! I'll get more kicks than you.

[Destructive]

Bring it on Fatboy! Why don't you put on 25kg and then just go and stand in the goalsquare? Just be there taking marks and kicking goals, I know its been your dream for many years.

[Norris Lurker]

There's only one Tony Lockett, and it ain't either of us.
In any event, there's too much running around the midfield to be done for that to be a realistic option.

Destructive, the challenge has been set. Are you up for it?

[Destructive]

A few years ago you were beginning to look like him. Play like him? No way!

[Norris Lurker]

When Plugger made that ill-fated comeback last year, he lost a lot of weight. But when he lost the weight, he also lost his footballing ability.
He always played better when he wasn't fit. There's a lesson there for all of us.

[Destructive]

I want to be a fat bastard, and follow in your footsteps but I just can't put on the weight. What must I do, Master?

[Norris Lurker]

Originally posted by Destructive
I want to be a fat bastard, and follow in your footsteps but I just can't put on the weight. What must I do, Master?

Eat all the pies.

[Destructive]

I've eaten a lot of KFC and Slack Macs lately, will that do?

[Norris Lurker]

And you still can't put the weight on?
People like you shouldn't be allowed to live.

[penga]

im in for the footy game for now, it is so hard to tell this far off, due to the previous rating i would be at a 3.5, i havent played competitively since i was 17 (im now 20) but i am now training with my old club one night a week and in about 2 weeks ill be training 2 nights a week, fitness will be the only issue. on-ball/forward pocket. i dont know if ill be in with the trivia night but im happy to give the ticket price as a fee to play, fairs fair. can u buy trivia tickets at the door?

[swansrock4eva]

Penga, you can buy them at the door but if you could confirm with me via PM or email prior to the date, that would be great