Will this feral be in Sydney?

[JF_Bay22_SCG]

Originally posted by Charlie
http://www.heraldsun.news.com.au/com...0,5478,7035505^661,00.html

Joffa goes for gold
By JANE METLIKOVEC
23aug03
And Joffa -- who dons a gold jacket when a Collingwood victory looks certain -- is armed with some new chants for the occasion.

"We have got some really good ones and we are really excited, but we can't disclose them yet," he said.
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Gee, secret chants. I can't wait for them. Considering how lame their "Coll-ing-wo-od" copy of our SYYYYYYDDDDDNNNNNEEEEYYY chant is, I'm not expecting anything too interesting.

Here's a good one for everyone to try. It goes to the tune of "Three Blind Mice"

"In your Collingwood slums
In your Collingwood slums
You're mum's on the dole
Your dad's in the nick
You can't get a job 'caus your so frigging thick.
In your Collingwood slums"

Or to the tune of "You'll never walk alone."

"Side on, side on,
With cap in your hands.
And you'll NEEEEEEVVER get a job,
You'll never get a job..."

I know heaps of others but they are too naughty.

JF

[Joel]

Originally posted by JF_Bay22_SCG


I know heaps of others but they are too naughty.

JF

...and I bet, oh, so funny!

[Dave]

Re: Will this feral be in Sydney?

Originally posted by JF_Bay22_SCG
http://collingwoodfc.com.au/default....ticleid=112023

Still, it's sad that supporters of our club don't get the respect this bloke gets.


JF

I never thought that being a moron was something worthy of respect!

[JF_Bay22_SCG]

For those up with Cheer Squad gossip

Here are some very interest quotes from the Great Man himself.

>We were in a bit of a splinter cheer squad movement a few >years ago, the unofficial cheer squad. We were well known for >all the wrong reasons: getting drunk, getting evicted, getting >dragged over the fence by the cops~{!-~}horrible days.

>But we weren~{!/~}t winning a game every week and we were >copping that much crap from the opposition supporters, it just >got frustrating and we got into trouble because of it.

>But then Eddie put the call out for the unification process, for all >of the cheer squads to come together.

Yes, the once president of Collingwood Cheer Squad now sits with us at Melbourne matches, because her hubby followed South as a child. Despite being ousted in a very bloody coup by Eddie Maguire, she still is the head of the AFL Cheer Squads League and spends her time going around sitting behind Cheer Squads nagging at them to stick by the rules she has ever-so-thoughfully made up for everyone, without consulting anyone in the process. Waving my big flag, and doing heinous criminal things like bring a drum to a game has earned her rath on many many occasions. Even Peter Hatley copped it for standing on the seats at Carlton.

>Importance of the cheer squad
>Years ago I think we lost our way in the cheer squad. We were >so pre-occupied with bringing back the chants and the noise >that we forgot about the important things. That is, the kids, and >making people feel welcome in the cheer squad.

Gee, if that is not a vailed barb at the former president, I don't know what is. Basically in the last few years people would be too scared to do anything for fear of upsetting this person. Their Cheer Squad was as quiet as a mouse as a result. Now that Joffa is in charge, the changing of the guard has been complete, and the toothless ferals, who used to enjoy belting people, are back with a vengeance.

I'm waiting for a spelling mistake on their banner.

Gotta love people on power trips!

JF (Yes, a "Northern Darling.")

PS:- By the way our banner message with be a beauty tonight!

[Dave]

Joffa eh?

Sounds like something you roll down the aisles!

[sharpie]

Originally posted by JF_Bay22_SCG
I mean, is it really worth replying to a Magpie fan obviously out for a troll?

I'm pretty much the easiest guy in the ground to find. I'm the one with the big drum!

Here's a good one to sing at him and his other toothless friends "What's it like to have no teeth?..." (Bread of Heaven tune)

JF

Sorry if I've come in a bit late, but how about an oldy but a goody:

"All I want for Christmas is my 2 front teeth..."

[Ruda Wakening]

Originally posted by Charlie


SURELY there is something that is newsworthy that is more worthy than Joffa getting onto an aeroplane. Big bloody deal!

Maybe he was hijacking it ...

[Dave]

Originally posted by Ruda Wakening
Maybe he was hijacking it ...

No. That would require at least some mental capacity.

[PatFoyFanClub]

Too funny guys.....too funny.....

Like I said.....easy to hide behind a monitor......why dont you go and pay him a visit tonight....go on.....

Show some dash peoples and go down there and confront him......

Believe me plenty have tried.......and plenty have failed......

Go on......

Oh but it all honesty thanks for paying him the respect by at least having a thread devoted to him....

Thanks.....

[Dave]

Maybe if we do we will find you attached to his rear end!

Oh Man! You must be the easiset person to sledge on this planet!

Actually it's so easy it's becoming boring.

[Diego]

Originally posted by Dave
Actually it's so easy it's becoming boring.

Yeah I must admit Collingwood fans are the easiest fans to sledge.

And yes the novelty dies out after a while.

[JF_Bay22_SCG]

Originally posted by PatFoyFanClub
Too funny guys.....too funny.....

Like I said.....easy to hide behind a monitor......why dont you go and pay him a visit tonight....go on.....

Show some dash peoples and go down there and confront him......

Believe me plenty have tried.......and plenty have failed......

Go on......
Thanks.....

You are insinuating that we are looking for scrag fights. Just like Joffa in his bad old days with the Collingwood rebel Cheer Squad.

There is a difference between taking the piss at a toothless feral who has been turned into some working class hero by Eddie McMedia, and looking to "take people on" at the match.

But of course deducing that would involve some type of cognitive development. Something above the mental capacity of the average Collingwood supporter.

JF (not looking forward to the rain tonight).

[JF_Bay22_SCG]

Ferals arguing with each other

http://forums.magpies.net/ntcsg/

Collingwood's own Cheer Squad forum.

I actually feel for the Newcastle United Geordie amongst them all, bemoaning the weak and boring chants we have in Australia.

JF

[daniel f]

cmon

Originally posted by PatFoyFanClub
Hey JF just some advice for you....it's easy posting stuff like that on a messageboard but here's some advice.....

Wouldn't it make it easier if you went and told him personally.....????

Go on....come out from behind that monitor of yours and head down to the Collingwood CS tomorrow night.....

I'll call him now and let him know you're on your way......&^%$^

get a sense of humour u dill,pmsl jf

[PatFoyFanClub]

Hey daniel forSKIN I think I get your point....u dont need to post your feeble point twice....

What is a Daniel F?????