The MANIAC in Aisle 126.

[Triple B]

Was anybody else near the area of Aisle 126, next to the Swans race.

I noted one other poster was in the area.

The Collingwood fan/feral was without doubt the most over the top piece of work I have ever witnessed. He quietened down a bit in the second half when the constabulary had a word with him. Unbelievable.

[sharpie]

Yes, I was sitting in the same row as him, but at the other end of the aisle. He was hilarious. There was a group of about 6 of us guys who were laughing at him everytime he stood up. See my post "Stereotypical Stories" for more details about him. You've gotta admit he was entertaining.

[Triple B]

Not convinced that 'entertaining' was the word that sprung to mind on the night, but he did give myself and others around me a welter of material to work with and the one liner putdowns were flying thick and fast.

At 3 quarter time I noted to my party that if indeed there is a God, we would come back and pinch the game as the send-off this guy would have got would have been the absolute highlight of the year.

Alas, it wasn't to be, so perhaps there is no God after all. But I'll leave that for another discussion board.

BTW Snajik, how did you get along with your friends. I trust you had no problems as nobody was patrolling the aisles.

[sharpie]

After a good few beers, entertaining was definitely the word. After all I was struggling to focus much on the other action on the ground - it was too far away!

[Ruda Wakening]

I wasn't sitting there, but I did walk to that area to catch up with a friend, and saw the fool in question . A fine specimen of a man wasn't he .

I had a woman with a full beard sitting directly behind me who only knew words beginning with the letter ' B' .

" Back " , " Ball " , and " Bucks " .

Then low and behold, when a certain person kicked a wonderful goal, the woman's vocabulary seemed to grow to the point where it actually appeared that she'd swallowed a dictionary . All of a sudden she learnt two new words . One staring with "F", and one starting with "C" . She then started showing off, and used them frequently for the remanider of the night .

Shame she had to come all the way up here, to be inspired enough to boost her vocational skills . She could have stayed at home, and done it in back in Round 6 .