Weekend Horror story: I was stuck on a farm with no AFL access!!!

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  • Dave
    Let those truckers roll
    • Jan 2003
    • 1557

    Weekend Horror story: I was stuck on a farm with no AFL access!!!

    It began on Friday when we arrived...

    "Farm sitting" for my Mum's cousin in the Hunter Valley- 4.5hr drive with the wife and kids. All is well.
    I went to check the telly on arrival.
    NO CHANNEL 10!
    WooHoo! Satellite dish! Flick through the channels...
    WooHoo! Fox footy!
    WHAT!! THIS CHANNEL IS LOCKED! Oh No.
    Go to Uncles farm next door. "We have CH10 but the reception's pretty bad."
    Check the telly...coloured snow...can I seriously watch this??
    Things were getting desperate!
    BRAINSTORM! I will just pay the extra to unlock the footy channels.
    Call the provider..."I'm sorry sir but you are not the account holder so we cannot do it"
    Put a call through to Mum's cousin..."I'm sorry they are not in their room" Leave a message to call.
    Nervous wait. Will it have to be the radio? Bad reception as well.
    Bloody hills!
    Sunday. Contact is made! THE CHANNELS ARE UNLOCKED!
    Wait till 6.00pm to see match...

    8.30pm: OMFG!!!!!!!
    "My theory is that the universe is made out of stupidity because it's more plentiful than hydrogen" - Frank Zappa
  • Ruda Wakening
    Survived The Meltdown
    • Aug 2003
    • 1519

    #2
    Lmao, things were looking grim huh .

    What are your plans for next fathers day ?
    Sit down or i swear to God i'll have you shot.

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    • Dave
      Let those truckers roll
      • Jan 2003
      • 1557

      #3
      Not to be a father again, that's for sure!
      Two is enough and I need the sleep.
      "My theory is that the universe is made out of stupidity because it's more plentiful than hydrogen" - Frank Zappa

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