The Bladder's most recent "Insider"

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    • Sep 2003
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    The Bladder's most recent "Insider"

    The Insider: Week Twenty-Eight

    by_OUR MAN INSIDE AFL HOUSE_

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    "The Insider"


    Saturday: Was woken early by a call from Peeky. Wayne was apparently so upset by Freo?s loss to the Bombers last night that he locked himself in his hotel room and refused to come out. They eventually had to break the door down, and found Wayne slumped on the floor in his Freo jumper, staring at a video of the Dockers? win over West Coast and occasionally weakly mumbling ?Heave Ho? and ?bloody Hird?. I told Wayne I?d catch the first flight over if it would help, and Peeky said he seemed to recover rapidly after that.

    Decided the only thing to do to cheer Wayne up was to send him to Adelaide. It was, of course, a huge weekend in the City of Churches ? the Adelaide Show was on. So Wayne made it to a few wine tastings, sampled some splendid preserves and got to check out some quality livestock. Hopefully, it made a difference?

    Monday: To everyone?s surprise, Wayne turned up to work in good spirits. But we quickly worked out why ? he was wearing a Swans scarf. Wayne assured us all he?d really been ?in the Swans? camp? all along, and that he?d only supported Freo because he thought they needed the boost. But his heart beat red and white, he assured us, and he really admired new players like Adam Seidler, Gary Hall and Rick Fuzdike. He also said he was sure ?Kel? and ?Plugger? would be key players in taking them to the grand final.
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