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I wouldn't post these except they were on a Tigers board - and some are funny.
Richmond Jokes
1. What's a Tigers supporter's favourite sort of barbecue? A spit
roast.
2. How do you know it was a regular Richmond watcher who spat at the coach? He missed the target and went out on the full.
3. How do supporters like that feel when the Tigers win? Gobsmacked.
4. Who is the spitting supporter's favourite Tigers player? Tim
Fleming.
5. And what do they sing when Richmond win? "Oh, were from Salivaland, a spitting fury from Salivaland."
6. What do real Richmond fans call the feral ones? Spit for brains.
7. What makes a Tigers fan spit? The number of times his team coughs the ball up.
8. Why are those Richmond supporters so angry? Because this year they had great expectorations.
9. Do the Tigers' ferals think they can still make the finals? No, spit too late for that.
10. How should Richmond deal with this sort of behaviour? Give the offenders a mouthful.
Richmond Jokes
1. What's a Tigers supporter's favourite sort of barbecue? A spit
roast.
2. How do you know it was a regular Richmond watcher who spat at the coach? He missed the target and went out on the full.
3. How do supporters like that feel when the Tigers win? Gobsmacked.
4. Who is the spitting supporter's favourite Tigers player? Tim
Fleming.
5. And what do they sing when Richmond win? "Oh, were from Salivaland, a spitting fury from Salivaland."
6. What do real Richmond fans call the feral ones? Spit for brains.
7. What makes a Tigers fan spit? The number of times his team coughs the ball up.
8. Why are those Richmond supporters so angry? Because this year they had great expectorations.
9. Do the Tigers' ferals think they can still make the finals? No, spit too late for that.
10. How should Richmond deal with this sort of behaviour? Give the offenders a mouthful.
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