The reason behind the Swans poor form in the past month

[Sydneyfan]

I would like to apologize for the poor form that the Swans have displayed in the past month for I believe that my return to Australia has been influential to the Swans recent poor performances. Last year in my absence the Swans confounded critics to finish a very creditable fourth, and I now believe that my absence from the country was influential in this result.

I arrived back in Australia about a month ago, happy to see the Swans were off to a nice start being 3 and 1, the only loss being a narrow defeat to Brisbane in the first round. I ventured to Telstra Stadium to see the Swans play Melbourne and unfortunately the team has never recovered from my jinxing presence.

For the sake of the Swans, their supporters and the city of Sydney, I will endeavour to leave Australia as soon as possible to hopefully reverse their flat displays in the past month.

[Charlie]

Yes. Off you go. They need English teachers in Mauritania, and you sound like just the chap.

Seriously, how was South Korea?

[Sydneyfan]

Hi Charlie, Mauritania sounds just the go!

All in all, I really enjoyed my time in South Korea and am hoping to head back within the next few months, I'll try to hasten my depature for the Swans' sake.

It's a very interesting place, with a unique culture and delicious cuisine. While S Korea's a developed nation with mainly Western influences, it's still retained most of its culture. While South Korea is different to Australia in almost every way imaginable, it's a fascinating place with many interesting historical and cultural sites, beautiful scenery and friendly people.

[Go Swannies]

Nice to have you back. Please enjoy the harbour, the weather, etc. Then can you please be on a flight out by 1pm Sunday?