Moneymaking the Saints way

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  • Go Swannies
    Veterans List
    • Sep 2003
    • 5697

    Moneymaking the Saints way

    Just had a look at Saintsational and found this rather odd offer. Do you think it'd work in Sydney?

    Dear Sainters,

    The club has asked me to pass on the following special offers that applies only to this week's game (Sun 6/6) against the Swans. If you are interested, please call me by cob tomorrow (Thurs 3/6) on 0414207126.

    Cheers,
    Darren

    STATS BOX PROMOTION

    COST $500

    1.arrive 2 hours pre match
    2.entry ticket & security pass to dressing rooms
    3.will be given polo media top as stats persons
    4. stay in rooms pre match
    5.assist in handing out guernseys to players
    6.intro to head statistician then taken to stats box
    7. perform stats task during match under supervision
    8.return to dressing room at final siren for absorption of atmosphere

    BOOTSTUDDER PROMOTION

    COST $750

    1.as above
    2.as above
    3.as above
    4.as above
    5.sit on bench during match
    6.brush &scrape players boots at each break
    7.return to dressing room at final siren for atmosphere
  • Charlie
    On the Rookie List
    • Jan 2003
    • 4101

    #2
    Wouldn't mind the stats one, but I'd be damned if I would spend $750 to clean someone's boots!
    We hate Anthony Rocca
    We hate Shannon Grant too
    We hate scumbag Gaspar
    But Leo WE LOVE YOU!

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    • Cher
      Born into the team
      • Feb 2003
      • 1474

      #3
      Originally posted by Charlie
      Wouldn't mind the stats one, but I'd be damned if I would spend $750 to clean someone's boots!
      Doing stats wouldn't be too enjoyable because you have to watch one person in particular and can't really watch the game that well.
      CHER - Who has two types of blood cells "RED ones and WHITE ones"

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      • CureTheSane
        Carpe Noctem
        • Jan 2003
        • 5032

        #4
        8.return to dressing room at final siren for absorption of atmosphere
        hopefully they will be asking for a refund at this point :lol
        The difference between insanity and genius is measured only in success.

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        • hemsleys
          It's Goodes to cheer!!
          • Sep 2003
          • 23665

          #5
          Originally posted by Charlie
          Wouldn't mind the stats one, but I'd be damned if I would spend $750 to clean someone's boots!
          My thoughts precisely.

          I have to pay to scape the crap off 22 pairs of boots????

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