"Swans, you're just paltry''

[Thunder Shaker]

We should get a football and stick hair all over it. The Cats won't go near it because the hairball is the natural enemy of cats!

Perhaps we should take some rubber mice and balls of wool for the Geelong supporters. It will keep them happy for hours!

Q. Why is Geelong called Sleepy Hollow?
A. Because cats sleep 18 hours a day!