The ROCKY II principle.

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  • JohnnyNova
    Banned by Moderators for constant swearing and abuse of other posters
    • Sep 2003
    • 72

    The ROCKY II principle.

    Remember in Rocky 2, Rock fought as a Southpaw? Then Mick started training him to fight with his right as a means of confusing Apollo. At a crucial moment in the fight, Rock was supposed to switch back to Southpaw and crush the arrogant Apollo.

    Everytime I watch the Swans I tell myself "Ah, they're gonna pull a 'Rocky 2' any minute...". ie: go from playing like ****-tards to busting lines, smashing opposition and showering the goals from outside 50.

    But it never happens.

    Why?
    Last edited by JohnnyNova; 29 May 2005, 12:44 PM.
  • Nico
    Veterans List
    • Jan 2003
    • 11339

    #2
    Please people don't use the word retard. If only you could all spend some time with a retarded person you would understand.
    http://www.nostalgiamusic.co.uk/secu...res/srh806.jpg

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    • JohnnyNova
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      • Sep 2003
      • 72

      #3
      I have. And that term is no longer used to refer to dis-abled people. Swans are retarded as defined by the Macquarie dictionary:

      "to make slow, delay the progress, hinder or impede."

      But I'll change it to make you happy.

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      • Nico
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        • Jan 2003
        • 11339

        #4
        Originally posted by JohnnyNova
        I have. And that term is no longer used to refer to dis-abled people. Swans are retarded as defined by the Macquarie dictionary:

        "to make slow, delay the progress, hinder or impede."

        But I'll change it to make you happy.
        Utter rubbish.
        http://www.nostalgiamusic.co.uk/secu...res/srh806.jpg

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        • Bas
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          • Jan 2003
          • 4457

          #5
          When you start kicking 7 goals a game even when you win then there is something seriously wrong.

          Can anyone remember when we kick 20 plus goals in a game?

          I'll start a new thread.
          In memory of my little Staffy - Dicey, 17.06.2005 to 1.12.2011- I'll miss you mate.

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          • Provost
            AUT VINCERE AUT MORI
            • Sep 2004
            • 379

            #6
            ROFL

            This reminds me of a scene in "There's something about Mary"
            [after telling Mary that he's an architect]
            HEALY (cont'd)
            I'm kidding. Yeah, I guess you could call me an architect--it's just a job really, a way to keep me moving. My real passion is my hobby.

            MARY
            What's that?

            HEALY
            I work with retards.

            MARY
            (taken aback)
            I beg your pardon?

            HEALY
            You know...
            (flaps lips with fingers)
            ...the guys who ride the short bus.

            MARY
            (put off)
            Isn't that a little politically incorrect?

            HEALY
            The hell with that. No one's gonna tell me who I can and can't work with.

            MARY
            No, I mean

            HEALY
            --There's this one kid, we call him Mongo on account of he's a mongoloid. He got out of his cage once and--

            MARY
            --He's in a cage?!

            HEALY
            Well it's more of an enclosure really.

            MARY
            They keep him confined? That's bull****!

            HEALY
            That's what I said, so I went out and got him a leash you know, one of those clothesline runners for the backyard. He's got plenty of room out there to dig. The kid's really blossomed. Now I can take him to ball games, movies--you know, happy
            stuff.

            MARY
            That sounds like fun.

            HEALY
            Yeah, it's fun for them, but it's heaven for me.
            (getting emotional)
            Those goofy bastards are just about the best thing I have in this crazy old world.
            (checks watch)
            Ooh, hey, I gotta run.
            I agree by Maquarie Dictorary definition the swans are playing as described.

            Edit: found script to quote
            Last edited by Provost; 29 May 2005, 01:43 PM.
            Swannies haiku
            Harbour with white swan
            The flag shall be yours again
            Destiny repeats

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            • JohnnyNova
              Banned by Moderators for constant swearing and abuse of other posters
              • Sep 2003
              • 72

              #7
              Glad we could bring a smile to your face in the midst of a shocking Swans aftermath.

              Just ignore the politically oversensitive around here.

              They're just a bunch of whinging retards.

              ooops, sorry.

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              • Bas
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                • Jan 2003
                • 4457

                #8
                Using the boxing analogy, the only thing the Swans are doing at the moment is giving THEMSELVES upper cuts, left and right hands!

                Knockout by 3/4 time.
                In memory of my little Staffy - Dicey, 17.06.2005 to 1.12.2011- I'll miss you mate.

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                • JohnnyNova
                  Banned by Moderators for constant swearing and abuse of other posters
                  • Sep 2003
                  • 72

                  #9
                  I wish someone had knocked me out at 3/4 time.
                  That last quarter was a farce of epic proportion.



                  God I hate St. Kilda.

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