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  • swansrock4eva
    On the Rookie List
    • Jan 2003
    • 1352

    We Want YOU!

    Hi All,

    Although RWO and the Swans' Cheer Squad have a policy to not boradcast Cheer Squad communications here, after consultation with the Swans, it's been decided that following the great RWO performances in the first half of the season in providing banner messages, we'd like to see some more! There are prizes on offer from the club, just to make you think even harder!

    So we'd like to see the creative juices flowing for the following banners:
    Collingwood
    Geelong
    West Coast
    Brisbane
    Kangaroos

    We will also be taking into consideration messages that were posted before the CS board was taken down, so if you contributed before, don't worry - you're still in there with a chance!

    Just remember, messages should be no more than 4 lines in length, not rude or derogatory and the wittier the better! To post on here, just put at the top of your post the banner you're posting for, and then your message. Alternatively, if you don't wish to post here, you can phone the CS manager, Cathy on (02) 9676 1612 or email her at [email protected] at least 1 week prior to the match your suggestion is for.

    So get to it!
  • NMWBloods
    Taking Refuge!!
    • Jan 2003
    • 15819

    #2
    Collingwood think they're doing well
    They've won some in this last spell
    However, the Swans are more likely to shine
    As the 'Pies have used their last 'Lifeline'!


    Talk about fur flying is old hat
    Those kitties would just like a pat
    And while they take their little snooze
    The Swans will win and the Cats will lose


    King of the jungle the Lions once were
    Now they seem to have lost all their fur
    It's no longer a roar but rather a miaow
    The Swans will win and how!
    Captain Logic is not steering this tugboat.

    "[T]here are things that matter more and he's reading and thinking about them: heaven, reincarnation. Life and death are the only things that are truly a matter of life and death. Not football."

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    • Provost
      AUT VINCERE AUT MORI
      • Sep 2004
      • 379

      #3
      This is for no banner in particular so use as you see fit

      THEY SAID OUR STYLE WAS UGLY
      A DETRIMENT TO THE GAME
      BUT FROM THIS UGLY DUCKLING
      RISES A MIGHTY SWAN AGAIN!
      Last edited by Provost; 6 June 2005, 12:43 PM.
      Swannies haiku
      Harbour with white swan
      The flag shall be yours again
      Destiny repeats

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      • cruiser
        What the frack!
        • Jul 2004
        • 6114

        #4
        Originally posted by Provost
        This is for no banner in particular so use as you see fit

        THEY SAID OUR STYLE WAS UGLY
        A DETRIMENT TO THE GAME
        BUT FROM THIS UGLY DUCKLING
        RISES A MIGHTY SWAN AGAIN!
        I like that. I also liked the dig at Walls in the banner at tyhe carlton game - good stuff! (I saw it clearly on TV)
        Occupational hazards:
        I don't eat animals since discovering this ability. I used to. But one day the lamb I was eating came through to me and ever since then I haven't been able to eat meat.
        - animal psychic Amanda de Warren

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        • ROK Lobster
          RWO Life Member
          • Aug 2004
          • 8658

          #5
          For the Collingwood banner:

          Live Friday night footy in Sydney -
          S p e c i a l...

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          • stellation
            scott names the planets
            • Sep 2003
            • 9720

            #6
            Swans are flying high
            So the magpies better be ready
            wow, we got through this banner
            without one mention of eddie... DAMN!
            I knew him as a gentle young man, I cannot say for sure the reasons for his decline
            We watched him fade before our very eyes, and years before his time

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            • Charlie
              On the Rookie List
              • Jan 2003
              • 4101

              #7
              Originally posted by stellation
              Swans are flying high
              So the magpies better be ready
              wow, we got through this banner
              without one mention of eddie... DAMN!
              I nominate this one.

              Might have to shorten it a little to fit... but excellent.
              We hate Anthony Rocca
              We hate Shannon Grant too
              We hate scumbag Gaspar
              But Leo WE LOVE YOU!

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              • Slick Swans
                On the Rookie List
                • May 2003
                • 207

                #8
                Originally posted by ROK Lobster
                For the Collingwood banner:

                Live Friday night footy in Sydney -
                S p e c i a l...

                HAHAHAHAHA

                Love It!! That would really get up eddies nose that would. Ha ha
                We could put a channel 7 logo and a big picture of Bruce's head too!
                "Red and White for blood cells, Red and White for wine."
                "They could be the whole damn spectrum, if you just damn let them"

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                • timthefish
                  Regular in the Side
                  • Sep 2003
                  • 940

                  #9
                  (for the collingwood match)

                  WHO ATE ALL THE 'PIES?
                  IT'S VERY SAFE TO SAY
                  FLYING IN THE SKIES
                  THE SWANS WILL FEAST TODAY!!

                  (or since it's a night match)

                  WHO ATE ALL THE 'PIES?
                  WE'RE READY FOR A FIGHT
                  FLYING IN THE SKIES
                  THE SWANS WILL FEAST TONIGHT!!

                  it actually started with the idea that Nick Davis ate all the pies which, while it amused me no end, would probably be a bit negative and was difficult to hammer into something that you could fit on a banner.

                  unfortunately what i've ended up with is a bit mundane. i imagine the "who ate all the 'pies" bit has been used a lot. There's got to have been a "fat eddie" joke done by now. i never really look at banners anyway.
                  then again, i think it would be worth trying 15-16 players on field so what would i know

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                  • BonBon
                    BMT2144
                    • Jul 2004
                    • 2190

                    #10
                    Tim - the 2nd one.
                    Vicky Pollard: Oh my god I so can't believe you just said that this is like the time I threw Anita's nokia in the canal as a joke and she's like you have well got to buy me another one and I'm like get over it and then Paul came over who's adopted anyway and started saying that I fancy Mark Bennett but oh my god just because I have sex with someone doesn't mean I fancy them.

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                    • punter257
                      Deadliest Left Boot
                      • Aug 2004
                      • 1660

                      #11
                      Carn the Swannies
                      Lets destroy the Pies
                      And embarrass them
                      In front of the nations eyes

                      Carn the Swannies
                      Lets destroy the Pies
                      And Put some tears
                      In Eddie's eyes

                      i cant think of anything else rhyming besides pies and eyes
                      Roosy = LEGEND

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                      • ROK Lobster
                        RWO Life Member
                        • Aug 2004
                        • 8658

                        #12
                        Originally posted by punter257

                        i cant think of anything else rhyming besides pies and eyes
                        Eddy's lies?

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                        • NMWBloods
                          Taking Refuge!!
                          • Jan 2003
                          • 15819

                          #13
                          Eddy's fat thighs?
                          Captain Logic is not steering this tugboat.

                          "[T]here are things that matter more and he's reading and thinking about them: heaven, reincarnation. Life and death are the only things that are truly a matter of life and death. Not football."

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                          • punter257
                            Deadliest Left Boot
                            • Aug 2004
                            • 1660

                            #14
                            the magpie army
                            have invaded our town
                            so lets send them back
                            with a massive frown
                            Roosy = LEGEND

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                            • BonBon
                              BMT2144
                              • Jul 2004
                              • 2190

                              #15
                              Once again
                              The Swans are back
                              Pies are no match
                              We'll give 'em a whack
                              Vicky Pollard: Oh my god I so can't believe you just said that this is like the time I threw Anita's nokia in the canal as a joke and she's like you have well got to buy me another one and I'm like get over it and then Paul came over who's adopted anyway and started saying that I fancy Mark Bennett but oh my god just because I have sex with someone doesn't mean I fancy them.

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