A banner the cheer squad can wave to distract Gehrig

[Thunder Shaker]

Originally posted by timbo
the worst put off is when im playing tennis at night and going for a serve. I throw the ball up and someone yells out "hey tim, forget about the light" of course you immediatly are put off by the lights. good psyc out

Perhaps you can substitute "groin" or "finger" or whatever body part is known to be injured.

[Ruda Wakening]

Originally posted by Sanecow
"Just ignore your G-Strain"
"Get aboard the P-Train"

That's almost as good as your Brisbane/XXXX one.

[ROK Lobster]

"Hey Fraser, Warwick wants his shorts back"