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  • Legs Akimbo
    Grand Poobah
    • Apr 2005
    • 2809

    Barry Hall Defence thread

    For all you budding lawyers out there, we need to help the Swans legal team defend these libelous allegations that Hall somehow was associated with McGuire's falling over during last night's game.

    I'll start the ball rolling with the Chewbacca defence...

    Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, I have one final thing I want you to consider: Ladies and gentlemen this [pointing to a picture of Chewbacca] is Chewbacca. Chewbacca is a Wookiee from the planet Kashyyyk, but Chewbacca lives on the planet Endor. Now, think about that. THAT DOES NOT MAKE SENSE! Why would a Wookiee?an eight foot tall Wookiee?want to live on Endor with a bunch of two foot tall Ewoks? That does not make sense!
    But more important, you have to ask yourself, what does this have to do with this case? Nothing. Ladies and gentlemen, it has nothing to do with this case! It does not make sense!
    Does that make sense? Ladies and gentlemen, I am not making any sense. None of this makes sense!
    And so you have to remember, when you're in that jury room deliberating and conjugating the Emancipation Proclamation... does it make sense? No! Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, it does not make sense.
    If Chewbacca lived on Endor, you must acquit! The defense rests.
    Hall is innocent.[IMG]

    http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...0chewbacca.jpg[/IMG]
    He had observed that people who did lie were, on the whole, more resourceful and ambitious and successful than people who did not lie.
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