Balmain Coach

[KangaCoach]

Cant resist mate but what were you up to that saw his underwear off ?

He hasn't got any left to wear mate! Monty must be taking them from off the line! That's why opposition players stay clear of him. Its not good....I told him not to sign them all..... Please bring them back Monty

[tara]

Hey.....you're the bloke who has been outside the window on Monday nights! Listening to our conversation is one thing but taking Park's underwear is just not on.....

Cant resist mate but what were you up to that saw his underwear off ?

[KangaCoach]

How cosy!! You and Kanga Coach cuddled up on the couch in your shared little one bedroom unit out Monarch way, patting each other on the back for each stat you get!

I can just see it now:

Garns - "Another great grab Parks! You're the best"
Parks - "No Garns, you're the best"
Garns - "Call me Kanga Coach"
Parks - "Only if you call me Rooster"
Garns - "To hell with the stats, let's go to bed, Rooster"
Parks - "You read my mind Kanga Coach! I'll show you how to do a hard tag"
Garns - "Put this satellite tracker on first...."

Hey.....you're the bloke who has been outside the window on Monday nights! Listening to our conversation is one thing but taking Park's underwear is just not on.....

[Monty Burns2]

actually did do the stats for both sides on sunday night when we got home..... there was a mark he took that was not paid you can come and watch it or we sell copies to friends....

How cosy!! You and Kanga Coach cuddled up on the couch in your shared little one bedroom unit out Monarch way, patting each other on the back for each stat you get!

I can just see it now:

Garns - "Another great grab Parks! You're the best"
Parks - "No Garns, you're the best"
Garns - "Call me Kanga Coach"
Parks - "Only if you call me Rooster"
Garns - "To hell with the stats, let's go to bed, Rooster"
Parks - "You read my mind Kanga Coach! I'll show you how to do a hard tag"
Garns - "Put this satellite tracker on first...."

[The Rooster]

Haven't played them yet, Rainman. But judging on past years and results this year, you guys will be right.

Big night at the Casino afterwards counting cards. Maybe put some of the winnings back into the club to get some more satellite trackers...

actually did do the stats for both sides on sunday night when we got home..... there was a mark he took that was not paid you can come and watch it or we sell copies to friends....

[Monty Burns2]

well thanks but already have a few nicknames and from what i have heard that one is yours...... along with MONGO.... feel free to come down and watch sat night at henson... just so i know how do you rate wests?????

Haven't played them yet, Rainman. But judging on past years and results this year, you guys will be right.

Big night at the Casino afterwards counting cards. Maybe put some of the winnings back into the club to get some more satellite trackers...

[The Rooster]

well thanks but already have a few nicknames and from what i have heard that one is yours...... along with MONGO.... feel free to come down and watch sat night at henson... just so i know how do you rate wests?????

[Monty Burns2]

for monty yes coupe did get one easy goal against myself and did have 2 goals and 11 possessions to half time and total for the game was 15 and 3 goals so think what you will ..

Parks, you were let off the hook with the sitter he missed from 10 out.

Might want to check your stats. You may have got the amount of marks Coupey took confused with the amount of possessions he gathered [and that is giving you the benefit of the doubt that your coaching staff take stats for the other side]. Or are you some sort of Rainman and counted them all yourself? If so, wanna go to the Casino??

[Mr PHD]

He is always free as no other team rates him as a player and there are more potentially damaging players in his team.

I really do love you. Are you for real. You just answered your own question!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! @@@@@nuckle

[The Rooster]

for monty yes coupe did get one easy goal against myself and did have 2 goals and 11 possessions to half time and total for the game was 15 and 3 goals so think what you will ..

[rooboy]

average at what point did a balmain player make rthe effort to man me up?????? took 8 marks in the last 1/4 and all i could hear from the peanut gallery was..... WHOS ON PARKER.......

I really do love you. Are you for real. You just answered your own question!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! @@@@@nuckle

[rooboy]

Great stuff Rooboy, good to have you back and look forward to hearing the news! Thanks also for your kind words, Kefalas for the state team is certainly very flattering and i agree totally.

BTW I have passed on your generous advice to Leigh, he typically and arrogantly responded '@@@@ off, I'll eat and @@@@ all the flange i can"... He is such a rude pr*ck. He has definitely been doing his best Elvis impersonation lately, and we are really working hard to help him stay under the 130kg mark. He is now more focused on his weekly column (lethal's lines) on the www.unswesbulldogs.com website than he is on his own playing career!

IHK, great come back. You will be nominated again this year. Just make sure he deosn't eat you.

[Norris Lurker]

I haven't seen Balmain yet this season, but it can be subjective. If Robert Klomp can win a telly after barely getting a kick all night, maybe there is someone at Dockerland who genuinely believes Damian Hall has been their best player every week.

[Monty Burns2]

Not sure about that few players here would struggle up there or even out here in the west...... uni nsw will go close this year... top 4 with the new players they have and if pech comes back..... but every one is welcome to their opinion and i have mine....

I was not commenting on footballing ability (although, by the way you manned up Coupey on Sunday, anyone would have thought he had leprosy). I was talking about you picking up chicks in Darwin.

[shearer]

Your right the boys didnt play well against UNSW, but im sure Togs will have the seniors there at the end of the year. The club is going pretty well considering plenty on here predicted that we would be wooden spooners.

p.s. im more a pizza man than pies & hot dogs.