Balmain Coach

[Monty Burns2]

actually did do the stats for both sides on sunday night when we got home..... there was a mark he took that was not paid you can come and watch it or we sell copies to friends....

How cosy!! You and Kanga Coach cuddled up on the couch in your shared little one bedroom unit out Monarch way, patting each other on the back for each stat you get!

I can just see it now:

Garns - "Another great grab Parks! You're the best"
Parks - "No Garns, you're the best"
Garns - "Call me Kanga Coach"
Parks - "Only if you call me Rooster"
Garns - "To hell with the stats, let's go to bed, Rooster"
Parks - "You read my mind Kanga Coach! I'll show you how to do a hard tag"
Garns - "Put this satellite tracker on first...."

[KangaCoach]

How cosy!! You and Kanga Coach cuddled up on the couch in your shared little one bedroom unit out Monarch way, patting each other on the back for each stat you get!

I can just see it now:

Garns - "Another great grab Parks! You're the best"
Parks - "No Garns, you're the best"
Garns - "Call me Kanga Coach"
Parks - "Only if you call me Rooster"
Garns - "To hell with the stats, let's go to bed, Rooster"
Parks - "You read my mind Kanga Coach! I'll show you how to do a hard tag"
Garns - "Put this satellite tracker on first...."

Hey.....you're the bloke who has been outside the window on Monday nights! Listening to our conversation is one thing but taking Park's underwear is just not on.....

[tara]

Hey.....you're the bloke who has been outside the window on Monday nights! Listening to our conversation is one thing but taking Park's underwear is just not on.....

Cant resist mate but what were you up to that saw his underwear off ?

[KangaCoach]

Cant resist mate but what were you up to that saw his underwear off ?

He hasn't got any left to wear mate! Monty must be taking them from off the line! That's why opposition players stay clear of him. Its not good....I told him not to sign them all..... Please bring them back Monty

[The Rooster]

hey monty ........how can any one have a go at me when the great Troy Luff plays the same way..... he won last years Phelan medal playing that way..... even had the pleasure of playing near the great man on the weekend...
was meant to be on him tho....
great example to all players as this years rep captain and last years phelan medalist..

[Monty Burns2]

He hasn't got any left to wear mate! Monty must be taking them from off the line! That's why opposition players stay clear of him. Its not good....I told him not to sign them all..... Please bring them back Monty

Something stolen in Campbelltown?? Must've been me - there's no other explanation...

Anyway, if they were the ones that he played in, they would have been soiled after Coupey came bearing down on him and took that screamer....

hey monty ........how can any one have a go at me when the great Troy Luff plays the same way..... he won last years Phelan medal playing that way..... even had the pleasure of playing near the great man on the weekend...
was meant to be on him tho....
great example to all players as this years rep captain and last years phelan medalist..

Luffy doesn't post his stats on here. Sure, he knows them, but he doesn't post them....

[The Rooster]

after last week i think he would rather not let people what little he did in the game... kick outs dont count..... luffy should let some young blokes try out for reps.. what does he get out of playing in rep side..... Damien Bowles of balmain should be a shoe in for rep jumper...

[Bryan Strauchan]

Maybe thats why drinky left you out of the rep side Parks. He can only carry one unaccountable, selfish bloke. Although he had three last year with both you and Luffy and that Ben McNamara from ECE (the most unaccountable bloke in the southern hemisphere).
How did it work? - 70 point losers.
B.O.G - Troy Luff
He may be old but you still have a bit of work to catch up, oh and about 150 odd AFL games. Get out the pump mate, see Pekay!

[Adroit]

Maybe thats why drinky left you out of the rep side Parks. He can only carry one unaccountable, selfish bloke. Although he had three last year with both you and Luffy and that Ben McNamara from ECE (the most unaccountable bloke in the southern hemisphere).
How did it work? - 70 point losers.
B.O.G - Troy Luff
He may be old but you still have a bit of work to catch up, oh and about 150 odd AFL games. Get out the pump mate, see Pekay!

BS,
I though it was a prerequisite for the Rep side to be unaccountable and selfish. There's a line a mile long again this year of em. Luff, Vlatko, Hill just to start . . No room for the Rooster at all even with his high possession rate.

[I_Heart_Kefalas]

BS,
I though it was a prerequisite for the Rep side to be unaccountable and selfish. There's a line a mile long again this year of em. Luff, Vlatko, Hill just to start . . No room for the Rooster at all even with his high possession rate.

There was definitely no room for Lavery due to the size of his arse and head!

[Mr PHD]

Rooster being left out by these selectors is a good thing. They struggle at the best of times and they once again have not picked nearly the best side.

How does one maintain a gig without any results?

Maybe thats why drinky left you out of the rep side Parks. He can only carry one unaccountable, selfish bloke. Although he had three last year with both you and Luffy and that Ben McNamara from ECE (the most unaccountable bloke in the southern hemisphere).
How did it work? - 70 point losers.
B.O.G - Troy Luff
He may be old but you still have a bit of work to catch up, oh and about 150 odd AFL games. Get out the pump mate, see Pekay!

[The Rooster]

i wish the rep team all the best down there this year..... we have huge ammount of players representing us this year which is great for the club..... also while on it would like to make public thank you to robbie ahmat........sdfc...

[The Blanket]

Who is Hall?

for as long as i have played with kc he may have put himself in the best players once..... also the players that have jobs and do them well do get a mention.... but i did see that hall did put himself in there this week..... and it was very very amusing...

I agree Rooster...kc is a lot better at what he does than hall.... its amazing another club actually took hall on this year after his dismal performance last year.I saw the Balmain v St G game and if he is counting kickouts and floating around the foward pocket as BOG then he would get it.
Kinnard, todd, and hall all need a wake up call!
Good on garns for promoting young fellas in the SFL.

[Mr PHD]

Being from the Hills side I know we had two close encounters within a goal in the proper season. The final we won comfortably without these players.

Ive heard quarter time speeches from all team huddles. Let me tell you, you may have quite a different opinion.

Having known who young Hall had as cocoach, that would have been the toughest gig at any level. I do believe St George had a successful year in 06 that they have built on that foundation well this year.

As for you Blanket, maybe best to stay under the covers.

I agree Rooster...kc is a lot better at what he does than hall.... its amazing another club actually took hall on this year after his dismal performance last year.I saw the Balmain v St G game and if he is counting kickouts and floating around the foward pocket as BOG then he would get it.
Kinnard, todd, and hall all need a wake up call!
Good on garns for promoting young fellas in the SFL.

[Joe Dirt]

Hally must be listening because I was sure disappointed to not to see him named in Balmain's best....... Unlucky Hally.....Maybe next week