Need help with the undercard draws to Greatest Fight night in history of SAFL

[rooboy]

Gents & others (KC, girls name, pekay GCE, Boy & Hen)

Need help with the under cards on the night & with planning the event.

There is a purse of $5k that will go to charity. (Yes, Hen you can have the purse & yes l will get it in KC fav colour).

Main draw card will be the Great"Sharp as a tack" Rooboy v The "NOB from DWWWWWWWW" Kanga Coach.(No Hen your aren't ranked N0.1 contender to take me on after l fix your lover up).

It will be over 10 x 2mins rounds at a venue TBC.
Probably around the time of finals (1st or 2nd week)this year. this will allow KC & his merry men to attend. (I know HEN lam always thinking of you boys at WEST, maybe you could have your end of season trip on the night it would be a great way to finish of your season for finishing 6th.)

[Bryan Strauchan]

Undercard

Here are a few options you may wish to explore for the undercard your holyness.

Rooster v Dan Lowry - A rematch that starts after the bell!
L Lavery v BeeEmAre - A battle of the buffet!
Josh Ryder v Jase Clarke - A battle balls! No grabbing of landing gear!
Eid Kassem v Ben Mac - A battle of ethnicity!
Damien Hall v Drinkwater - A battle to get in the rep side!
Frank v Anton - A battle to see who cries first!

I would love to see a few of these go at it, it would be a great undercard to a fantastic main event. Rooboy I just spoke to the fat man from Alice (G Daffy) and he has you at $1.70.

[I_Heart_Kefalas]

Just got off the phone to Bee Cavery...

Rooboy, LL is very keen to be on the undercard for this huge night. He wants to go against the bouncer that kicked him out of the Canberra nightspot he was at on Sunday night, while he was being a serial pest (even bigger than Pekay) to the travelling Sydney rep team. Of all people it took Troy Luff to tell him to settle down and stop being obnoxious.

Bee Cavery spent the night in lock-up and learnt a few tricks he reckons from his cell mate Tyrone. He rang me from the tattoo parlour just then and is currently deciding whether to get a I_Heart_Kefalas on his left chicken instep or an I_Heart_Super on his arse cheek, now that he is a certified TC.

Also, Rooboy, rumour has it even Bee Cavery was being that much of a pest he managed to leave voice messages on your mobile phone that night.

Unfortunately due to LL's behaviour, the Sydney AFL rep team decided as adequate punishment to the UNSW Bulldogs, they would leave Angus 'Gus' Darling behind in Canberra to find his own way home..

Sad tale of events folks for the fat pr*ck and poor Gus Darling.

[Monty Burns2]

Here are a few options you may wish to explore for the undercard your holyness.

Rooster v Dan Lowry - A rematch that starts after the bell!
L Lavery v BeeEmAre - A battle of the buffet!
Josh Ryder v Jase Clarke - A battle balls! No grabbing of landing gear!
Eid Kassem v Ben Mac - A battle of ethnicity!
Damien Hall v Drinkwater - A battle to get in the rep side!
Frank v Anton - A battle to see who cries first!

I would love to see a few of these go at it, it would be a great undercard to a fantastic main event. Rooboy I just spoke to the fat man from Alice (G Daffy) and he has you at $1.70.

Rooster wants to have a pillow fight with Kanga Coach, but I've told him that as KC's on the main card, they'd have to wait until they got home.

[tara]

Rooboy if you really want my help I can organise the ring for you at a neutral location close to Parramatta and even provide a ref etc as I have a number of friends in the Pro fight game. That is of course if you are serious.

[Adroit]

BS,

Not sure what would be the better fight of your undercard. The last could be the best. Think Anton might be give Franky a good ol' fashioned touch-up.
Have you lined up any sponsors for the event ? Obviously Kleenex would be the sponsor of the Anton/Frank toush. Maybe Sizzler (if they still exist) could take on the LL v BMR battle.
Be interested to hear what other fights or sponsors can be arranged.
BTW, well played last night in the EJ game.

[BeeEmmAre]

I dunno what all the discussion is about.
This event will never happen.
Rooboy won't show himself because it would mean letting everybody know who he is and then he wouldn't be able to hide behind his keyboard any more.

[I_Heart_Kefalas]

Sounds like BMR is scared of facing his opponent.

BTW Vili's Pies have sponsored LL for the event... Which is nice as he has sponsored them for a few years now. Maybe BMR and LL don't need to fight, maybe they would both be better suited to an eat off.

[BeeEmmAre]

What have I got against LL?
Unless he is rooboy in disguise.

[Monty Burns2]

What have I got against LL?
Unless he is rooboy in disguise.

You obviously haven't met him.....

[BeeEmmAre]

No, I haven't.

[Monty Burns2]

No, I haven't.

No, I didn't think you had. It was a joke.

[I_Heart_Kefalas]

Not missing out on much. he is a gnt of a bloke. g=c folks.

[The Rooster]

No, I didn't think you had. It was a joke.

how you go last week monty???? what do you do with whole weekend off now.... get your cd's back???

[wise one]

wise one

Have it on good authority that the Rooster has been training hard and is looking sharp, no pillow needed for return clash.

Rooster wants to have a pillow fight with Kanga Coach, but I've told him that as KC's on the main card, they'd have to wait until they got home.