Revised Fixtures for Round 12 & postponed Round 9

[rooboy]

You should write kids novels

IHK, very funny. On a serious note.
Make sure you cover Withers & Lees. Lees is very unaccountable & you can hurt C/Town the otherway.

Keep Withers quite early & he will go looking for kicks outside the 50.
Also he plays in sandshoes so turning is an issue for him. Can only run in straight lines. Also don't get bent out of shape if he kicks 2-3 early keep him to no more than 4 as tradionally if he kicks a bag 6-7 the team wins??. when C/Town come out of the backline they will kick short to a target on the boundary line always inside the 50, they will then chip, chip around the boundary line to draw players in only to go over there heads to a loose player. Push numbers back quickly in there forward half make them kick in to there 50 from deep out. also no 34 is very handy but again will drop off the pace, easts will need to show him respect. Good luck

Thanks for the kind words Rooboy, unfortunately or fortunately, depending on how you look at it, LL has no motivation to be in the top 5 goal kickers for the year, the only thing that is motivating LL is our new 'Happy Meal Voucher' we have been giving to the most selfish forward over the past 4 weeks.

We are pleased that we are only giving out a a Happy Meal to LL each week, as he previously would have simply gone straight for the upsized double qtr pounder meal instead. We believe this is an incremental improvement for the fat pr*ck.