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  • lizz
    Veteran
    Site Admin
    • Jan 2003
    • 16787

    #16
    Originally posted by floppinab
    He sometimes misses the mark but hits moreso IMO.
    The one about the Hyphens hair was a beauty!!!
    Hmm - did you get a look at Dermie's own hair during the breaks. As they say, those in glass houses...

    At least LRT has the excuse of being a 19 year old lad rather than a late 30 something year old "lad".

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    • Bron
      On the Rookie List
      • Jan 2003
      • 851

      #17
      Originally posted by floppinab
      He sometimes misses the mark but hits moreso IMO.
      The one about the Hyphens hair was a beauty!!!
      That was a hoot!
      Dream, believe, achieve!

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      • NMWBloods
        Taking Refuge!!
        • Jan 2003
        • 15819

        #18
        Originally posted by lizz
        Hmm - did you get a look at Dermie's own hair during the breaks. As they say, those in glass houses...

        At least LRT has the excuse of being a 19 year old lad rather than a late 30 something year old "lad".
        That was actually Dennis' comment (although Dermie liked it and ran with it later), but Dermie seems to becoming senile in his young age. Seems overly focussed of late on a bit of biffo.
        Captain Logic is not steering this tugboat.

        "[T]here are things that matter more and he's reading and thinking about them: heaven, reincarnation. Life and death are the only things that are truly a matter of life and death. Not football."

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        • TheHood
          On the Rookie List
          • Jan 2003
          • 1938

          #19
          I liked Dermot's work last year but this year he is grating on me and coming across as an overly critical know-it-all.

          Denis is a superb caller but that "sweet dreams" stuff was a bit try hard.

          Hudo is fine, he a great host of Fox League Teams on Thurs night. Keeps the wild Barnesy in check.

          Tim Lane is the best going around and no argument can sway me to thinking differently.

          Quarters is ok but he pumps it up artifically.

          Wallsy is a great comments man but makes too many predictions about Brownlows, finals and games he will play.

          SOS and Daikes are a joke

          ALL the fox guys are just shocking. Jason Bennett is maybe the only one that calls the game without too much crap. Matty "wonderful player" Kennedy, Russell Greene, Terry Wallace (the worst), the WA boys (super biased), the SA boys (just dumb blokes in suits), they all suck! When my free-to-air only friends hear this commentary, they are amazed at just how aweful they are.
          The Pain of Discipline is Nothing Like The Pain of Disappointment

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          • penga
            Senior Player
            • Jan 2003
            • 2601

            #20
            i watched the replay to hear what dermie had to say, as he definitely exposes things that i miss, i like his comments as with commetti, i reckon he is funny as
            C'mon Chels!

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            • Dpw
              On the Rookie List
              • Jan 2003
              • 829

              #21
              Hey guys its something he has to do for a radio station he must fit some words from a song into his call every week. I know its stupid but they pay him to do it. The viewers call in with lines and the best one Den has to call during the teleacast.
              Last edited by Dpw; 20 May 2003, 08:55 PM.

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              • Roscoe
                Warming the Bench
                • Jan 2003
                • 458

                #22
                On the bigfooty board there is a thread of Comettisms that is quite amusing.

                No body has mentione d Dwayne Russel who is a "poor mans Cometti" with his humor

                Agree the Fox comemtators are ****E
                September 24th, 2005 5.14pm
                What a great moment in all of our lives

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                • anniswan
                  Footy Mother Big Time
                  • Jan 2003
                  • 2031

                  #23
                  and he can't multiply

                  today I am sure he said when the swans were 22 pts down that it will take 5 goals to get them in front.

                  also heard somewhere today by a commentator wat the classic, they will have to keep scoring if they are to win. duuuuuurrrrrhhhh

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                  • Doctor J.
                    Senior Player
                    • Feb 2003
                    • 1310

                    #24
                    Tim Lane THE BEST

                    Commetti, not even close, but miles ahead of the rest. Very Funny at times, and will usually come up with one good line per game

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                    • Diego
                      Suspended by the MRP
                      • Jan 2003
                      • 946

                      #25
                      Commetti is a legand. One of the best callers going around along with Tim Lane.

                      I cant believe some of you think he is bad news..honestly some of you need a sense of humour.

                      Lets get back to having Peter Landy and Sandy Roberts call games..

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                      • penga
                        Senior Player
                        • Jan 2003
                        • 2601

                        #26
                        i thought the "should be an umpire" was a ripper today
                        C'mon Chels!

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                        • sydfan83
                          Senior Player
                          • Jan 2003
                          • 2929

                          #27
                          he also said "leo barry must have a bouncing clause written into his contract"

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                          • Bas
                            Veterans List
                            • Jan 2003
                            • 4457

                            #28
                            Originally posted by Johnny Roberts
                            In my book Commetti is clearly the best commentator.

                            Loved his comment about LRT- saying that LRT's hair would make a perfect "lie" for a 3 wood.

                            That was very funny.
                            In memory of my little Staffy - Dicey, 17.06.2005 to 1.12.2011- I'll miss you mate.

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                            • TheMase
                              Senior Player
                              • Jan 2003
                              • 1207

                              #29
                              Tim Lane is the best by far IMO.

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                              • Jon
                                On the Rookie List
                                • Mar 2003
                                • 162

                                #30
                                I reckon Huddo is the commentator that gets my back up the most.

                                Here are some pearlers so far this season:

                                "and now Judd looks upfield for his man...and his 'BOY' is Sampi"

                                "And now the atmosphere begins to build, sounding like a cricket crowd"

                                (SCG Melbourne game as the Sydney chant started up)

                                "And so Melbourne extend their lead to 12 points, which in the context of this game looks to be a winning lead" (mid-way thru the THIRD qtr of the same game)

                                and going back a bit:

                                how about accusing Dunkley of taking a "dive" in the game v Rich at Docklands after being hit in the back and then smashed in the back of the head - and THAT after coming back from career-threatening kidney injuries

                                No. In the end ALL commentators end up talking **** at some point. It's kinda their job!
                                Time to march for the Red and White

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