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  • cruiser
    What the frack!
    • Jul 2004
    • 6114

    Hack of the Week: Matthew Lloyd

    Over to you Legs Akimbo. Surely Lloyd's diving antics and zealous over-protection by the umps warrants Lloyd earning the title this week.
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  • Matt79
    Bring it on!
    • Sep 2004
    • 3143

    #2
    Re: Hack of the Week: Matthew Lloyd

    Originally posted by cruiser
    Over to you Legs Akimbo. Surely Lloyd's diving antics and zealous over-protection by the umps warrants Lloyd earning the title this week.
    When are the stupid umpires going to wake up to the fact that Lloyd in a marking contest leans forward so that when any contact is made, even a breath of air on his back, he falls forward like a sack of potatoes looking like he has been pushed.

    He has been doing it for years now...WAKE UP UMPIRES!!
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    • Nico
      Veterans List
      • Jan 2003
      • 11339

      #3
      But Leo played dumb footy, didn't read the ball out of the centre, was caught dreaming, and held on. Rooster one week feather duster the next Leo.

      Remains to be seen if he hangs on to the hero tag or gets on with playing decent footy. Hope Roosey grabs him by the ears and shakes his brain into shape.
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      • ROK Lobster
        RWO Life Member
        • Aug 2004
        • 8658

        #4
        There was not much hope in the fisrt qtr for anyone on Lloyd, such was the ease with which the ball came out of the midfield.

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        • Legs Akimbo
          Grand Poobah
          • Apr 2005
          • 2809

          #5
          Originally posted by ROK Lobster
          There was not much hope in the fisrt qtr for anyone on Lloyd, such was the ease with which the ball came out of the midfield.
          Actually, I think title of Hack of the Week goes to bloody Leo for not understanding that so much as existing was going to lead to a Lloyd free in that rampaging first quarter. I cannot blame Lloyd for being a showpony and a cheat, when that is the rational thing to do. Maybe Lloyd fellating the umpire before the game was a little bit too much, but no excuses to Leo, who obviously needs to consider his own strategies in that regards.

          Of the 18 free kicks paid to Lloyd, at least four were a direct result of Leo Barry having a first name with only three letters. Shame Leo shame.

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          • liz
            Veteran
            Site Admin
            • Jan 2003
            • 16769

            #6
            Originally posted by ROK Lobster
            There was not much hope in the fisrt qtr for anyone on Lloyd, such was the ease with which the ball came out of the midfield.
            Bingo.

            Not sure the outcome would have been any different had Vogels, Richards or even Andrew Dunkley been on Lloyd during the first quarter.

            At least Leo knows he is a good footballer and will get over it.

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            • NMWBloods
              Taking Refuge!!
              • Jan 2003
              • 15819

              #7
              I heard this morning that Brereton thought that Barry should have stayed on him all game. Malloy also didn't think he should be changed immediately.
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              • desredandwhite
                Click!
                • Jan 2003
                • 2498

                #8
                Times like that, not much you can do as a defender. When the supply dried up, Lloyd was no-where to be seen, until the very end of the game when he was lairising and popping up for guest appearances at fullback to please his fans.

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                • cruiser
                  What the frack!
                  • Jul 2004
                  • 6114

                  #9
                  Originally posted by desredandwhite
                  until the very end of the game when he was lairising and popping up for guest appearances at fullback to please his fans.
                  Yeah, what was that about?
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                  • Mike_B
                    Peyow Peyow
                    • Jan 2003
                    • 6267

                    #10
                    Originally posted by cruiser
                    Yeah, what was that about?
                    He just wanted AFL Dream Team points.

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                    • giant
                      Veterans List
                      • Mar 2005
                      • 4731

                      #11
                      Poor old Leo looked like he was scared to touch him by the end of the qr - who could blame him? However, as others have noted, the ease with which they were taking it out of the centre made the end result inevitable - it just happened to be whole lot easier when Lloyd knows he simply has to fall over to get the free kick he so richly deserves.

                      The funny thing is that when we play the Bombers the double standards with the treatment of BBBH are comical. Ain't gonna change anytime soon tho so no use getting suicidal about it.

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                      • goswannie14
                        Leadership Group
                        • Sep 2005
                        • 11166

                        #12
                        Originally posted by liz
                        Not sure the outcome would have been any different had Vogels, Richards or even Andrew Dunkley been on Lloyd during the first quarter.
                        Tilt would have towelled him up.
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                        • Schneiderman
                          The Fourth Captain
                          • Aug 2004
                          • 1615

                          #13
                          Originally posted by ROK Lobster
                          There was not much hope in the fisrt qtr for anyone on Lloyd, such was the ease with which the ball came out of the midfield.
                          Also courtesy to a stack of dodgy frees mind you. Every time our player got creamed and sat on, the umps found a free for Essendon.

                          Getting tripped and then shoved into the ground = free against you
                          Smacked in the head = free against you
                          Tackled without it, then had the ball pushed under you as they pile on = free against you

                          I will focus on how well we fought back, sans the need for ridiculous frees to do so. We won the game by 14pts from qtr time onwards, and thats plenty to get the confidence up for the est of the season.
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                          • Red
                            Foreign Correspondent
                            • Jan 2003
                            • 651

                            #14
                            Originally posted by liz
                            Bingo.

                            Not sure the outcome would have been any different had Vogels, Richards or even Andrew Dunkley been on Lloyd during the first quarter.

                            At least Leo knows he is a good footballer and will get over it.
                            Perhaps. Our pressure increased, but the dodgy frees didn't stop after 1/4 time. The Bummers received plenty of centre-square infringements. So they still got plenty of free-passes to load up and bomb it long to Lloyd. That's one reason I was really impressed with Richards' job on Lloyd.
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                            • NMWBloods
                              Taking Refuge!!
                              • Jan 2003
                              • 15819

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Red
                              Perhaps. Our pressure increased, but the dodgy frees didn't stop after 1/4 time. The Bummers received plenty of centre-square infringements.
                              How do you know the centre square infringements were dodgy? Probably just indisciplined play. Anyway, I only recall two and they were one each.
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