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  • BonBon
    BMT2144
    • Jul 2004
    • 2190

    #16
    I love Jason Akermanis.
    Vicky Pollard: Oh my god I so can't believe you just said that this is like the time I threw Anita's nokia in the canal as a joke and she's like you have well got to buy me another one and I'm like get over it and then Paul came over who's adopted anyway and started saying that I fancy Mark Bennett but oh my god just because I have sex with someone doesn't mean I fancy them.

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    • ben.carbonaro
      On the Rookie List
      • Apr 2005
      • 174

      #17
      What is his natural hair colour?
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      • BonBon
        BMT2144
        • Jul 2004
        • 2190

        #18
        Originally posted by ben.carbonaro
        What is his natural hair colour?
        Brown. The colour of his facial hair.
        Vicky Pollard: Oh my god I so can't believe you just said that this is like the time I threw Anita's nokia in the canal as a joke and she's like you have well got to buy me another one and I'm like get over it and then Paul came over who's adopted anyway and started saying that I fancy Mark Bennett but oh my god just because I have sex with someone doesn't mean I fancy them.

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        • Agent 86
          Senior Player
          • Aug 2004
          • 1686

          #19
          Ambivalent.

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          • BarneyG
            On the Rookie List
            • Apr 2004
            • 161

            #20
            There is nothing better than beating the lions and seeing Aker have a head explosion, ha ha ha....absolute gold!

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            • Ruckman
              Ego alta, ergo ictus
              • Nov 2003
              • 3990

              #21
              With apologies to the B52's

              Crouch Slap, baby Crouch Slap!
              Crouch Slap, baby Crouch Slap!
              Acker baby, that's where it's at
              Crouch Slap, baby Crouch Slap!
              Acker baby, that's where it's at
              Tacklin' and a taggin',
              scragging' and a pushin' then the Crouch slap.
              Crouch Slap, baby Crouch Slap!


              By the way did we all enjoy Crouchy just standing there with the ball in his hands, trying to make Acker run as the clock ran down in the last quarter. Priceless.

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              • Missy
                On the Rookie List
                • Mar 2006
                • 445

                #22
                Great call in Bay 31 in Q1 as Akers was warming up...


                ..."Doesn't matter how fast you run Akers...you're still an idiot!!"

                Gold all day. And do people in Brissie raise their children to be obnoxious brats?? Some 6 year old walked passed me, pointed and yelled at the top of his lungs "You're a loser!" Nice one.

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                • ScottH
                  It's Goodes to cheer!!
                  • Sep 2003
                  • 23665

                  #23
                  Originally posted by Ruckman
                  With apologies to the B52's

                  Crouch Slap, baby Crouch Slap!
                  Crouch Slap, baby Crouch Slap!
                  Acker baby, that's where it's at
                  Crouch Slap, baby Crouch Slap!
                  Acker baby, that's where it's at
                  Tacklin' and a taggin',
                  scragging' and a pushin' then the Crouch slap.
                  Crouch Slap, baby Crouch Slap!


                  By the way did we all enjoy Crouchy just standing there with the ball in his hands, trying to make Acker run as the clock ran down in the last quarter. Priceless.


                  He was backing up, to make him have to run further!!

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                  • desredandwhite
                    Click!
                    • Jan 2003
                    • 2498

                    #24
                    No suspension - nothing in it, enough for a free kick (rightly so), but IMO not suspendable. I think the umpie might have gotten the book out as a warning to Aker.

                    Crouchie doesn't NEED to get in anyone's face. Just goes about his job quietly.

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                    • goswannie14
                      Leadership Group
                      • Sep 2005
                      • 11166

                      #25
                      Originally posted by Missy
                      Gold all day. And do people in Brissie raise their children to be obnoxious brats?? Some 6 year old walked passed me, pointed and yelled at the top of his lungs "You're a loser!" Nice one.
                      The problem is that in Qld they think anyone without a red neck is a loser. The further north you go the redder the necks get.
                      Does God believe in Atheists?

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                      • Missy
                        On the Rookie List
                        • Mar 2006
                        • 445

                        #26
                        Ah ha! There was 4 of us cruising round all weekend and we got accused of being stuck-up Sydney bitches so many times. HELLOOO!!! How can you be accused of that when your at the footy with a beer (or two or three) screaming like crazy for the team you love. @@@@heads up here. Can't wait to get home!

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                        • desredandwhite
                          Click!
                          • Jan 2003
                          • 2498

                          #27
                          Which is odd because I think on the whole, Queenslanders are great. Very laid-back and friendly, as long as you aren't being an arrogant ignorant idiot yourself

                          Missy, you must have monopolised all the rednecks for yourself, I didn't see any.

                          Mind you, you still get plenty of boozed up bogans at the night games, but that is really no different to Sydney or Melbourne or anywhere else.

                          Oh sorry, I just saw your location - "North Shore". Don't know why you're complaining, you get called the same things in your OWN city by anyone west of Frenchs Forest.






                          Jokes! Just jokes! I kid!

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                          • JF_Bay22_SCG
                            expat Sydneysider
                            • Jan 2003
                            • 3978

                            #28
                            Originally posted by desredandwhite
                            No suspension - nothing in it, enough for a free kick (rightly so), but IMO not suspendable. I think the umpie might have gotten the book out as a warning to Aker.

                            Crouchie doesn't NEED to get in anyone's face. Just goes about his job quietly.
                            It is incredible that a guy who goes after his job "so quietly" can be so going at turning his opponent completely off his game.

                            Akka was well and truly rattled ALL DAY. It was tremendously entertaining watching him making stuff-up after stuff-up then continuing dishing out berval tirades in the direction of crouch.

                            Akka was definitely one of the Swans best, that's for sure!

                            JF
                            "Never ever ever state that Sydney is gone.They are like cockroaches in the aftermath of a nuclear war"
                            (Forum poster 'Change', Big Footy 04Apr09)

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                            • JF_Bay22_SCG
                              expat Sydneysider
                              • Jan 2003
                              • 3978

                              #29
                              Originally posted by Missy
                              Ah ha! There was 4 of us cruising round all weekend and we got accused of being stuck-up Sydney bitches so many times. HELLOOO!!! How can you be accused of that when your at the footy with a beer (or two or three) screaming like crazy for the team you love. @@@@heads up here. Can't wait to get home!
                              Missy, compared to Queenslanders Sydneysiders are stuck-up, pretencious, stand-offish,impatient superficial & general stressed and unpleasant.

                              I was in such a foul mood heading into work today, freezing my gonads off standing on Central Station, before literally having to push people out of the way to actually get into an over-crowded sardine can train carriage. Having been in Queensland since Thursday I was saying Gday to complete strangers on the train platform & getting either cold defensive glances or complete confusion.

                              I have seen how living in Queensland has changed the overall disposition of several of my closest friends. It is no wonder that I'm seriously considering looking at going up there for a while to see if I like it.

                              Sydney is a rat race. It is only when you go to a place like Queensland that you realy realise it.

                              JF
                              "Never ever ever state that Sydney is gone.They are like cockroaches in the aftermath of a nuclear war"
                              (Forum poster 'Change', Big Footy 04Apr09)

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                              • JF_Bay22_SCG
                                expat Sydneysider
                                • Jan 2003
                                • 3978

                                #30
                                Originally posted by goswannie14
                                The problem is that in Qld they think anyone without a red neck is a loser. The further north you go the redder the necks get.
                                Queensland = no bloody metrosexuals= yum!

                                JF
                                "Never ever ever state that Sydney is gone.They are like cockroaches in the aftermath of a nuclear war"
                                (Forum poster 'Change', Big Footy 04Apr09)

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