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  • Nico
    Veterans List
    • Jan 2003
    • 11339

    #16
    On White Line Fever she never cracks it for a smile.

    Is it that her makeup is so thick it will crack on screen if she smiles?

    Is it that she thinks if she smiles it might make her look ugly, alah 5 year old missing teeth?

    Is it because she is inflicted with a facial muscle problem that doesn't allow her to smile?

    She is insipid on that show, the very reason why she got the flick from 7's on the couch.

    Wouldn't know if her a... was on fire.

    Notice how she always changes a subject back to that which she wants to discuss.
    http://www.nostalgiamusic.co.uk/secu...res/srh806.jpg

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    • i'm-uninformed2
      Reefer Madness
      • Oct 2003
      • 4653

      #17
      Originally posted by Nico
      On White Line Fever she never cracks it for a smile.

      Is it that her makeup is so thick it will crack on screen if she smiles?

      Is it that she thinks if she smiles it might make her look ugly, alah 5 year old missing teeth?

      Is it because she is inflicted with a facial muscle problem that doesn't allow her to smile?

      She is insipid on that show, the very reason why she got the flick from 7's on the couch.

      Wouldn't know if her a... was on fire.

      Notice how she always changes a subject back to that which she wants to discuss.
      There was a great line Paul Keating once used privately about Eva Cox that springs to mind when Wilson's miserable frame comes into view:

      "Couldn't get a r*&t on a naval ship coming home from six months at sea."
      'Delicious' is a fun word to say

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      • goswannie14
        Leadership Group
        • Sep 2005
        • 11166

        #18
        Originally posted by Nico
        On White Line Fever she never cracks it for a smile.

        She is insipid on that show, the very reason why she got the flick from 7's on the couch.
        She also got the flick from ABC radio when they do the match previews and interviews from 1.00 pm on Staurdays. I think she only lasted 1 season if that.

        I don't care what sex she is, Caroline Wilson is a lousy journo, and she has plenty of male company with that description too.
        Does God believe in Atheists?

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        • NMWBloods
          Taking Refuge!!
          • Jan 2003
          • 15819

          #19
          Originally posted by Nico
          Notice how she always changes a subject back to that which she wants to discuss.
          And it's always something insanely boring, like boardroom reshuffles or club finances or some other equally crap non-football topic.
          Captain Logic is not steering this tugboat.

          "[T]here are things that matter more and he's reading and thinking about them: heaven, reincarnation. Life and death are the only things that are truly a matter of life and death. Not football."

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          • Legs Akimbo
            Grand Poobah
            • Apr 2005
            • 2809

            #20
            Originally posted by NMWBloods
            And it's always something insanely boring, like boardroom reshuffles or club finances or some other equally crap non-football topic.
            I like her. She knows her stuff and she digs for important stories of the day that no one else can get.

            By the way, did you know that Paul Roos keeps his alien love child in a jam jar under his bed?
            He had observed that people who did lie were, on the whole, more resourceful and ambitious and successful than people who did not lie.

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            • NMWBloods
              Taking Refuge!!
              • Jan 2003
              • 15819

              #21
              Of course. Caroline Wilson revealed that it was a strawberry jam jar!
              Captain Logic is not steering this tugboat.

              "[T]here are things that matter more and he's reading and thinking about them: heaven, reincarnation. Life and death are the only things that are truly a matter of life and death. Not football."

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              • Legs Akimbo
                Grand Poobah
                • Apr 2005
                • 2809

                #22
                Originally posted by NMWBloods
                Of course. Caroline Wilson revealed that it was a strawberry jam jar!
                I love this orgy of hatred aimed at Caroline Wilson, scum that she is. Caroline Wilson bashing should be a national sport played on Anzac day like two-up.
                He had observed that people who did lie were, on the whole, more resourceful and ambitious and successful than people who did not lie.

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                • cruiser
                  What the frack!
                  • Jul 2004
                  • 6114

                  #23
                  We dont get enough of her here. Its good to have an idiot like her to dislike.
                  Occupational hazards:
                  I don't eat animals since discovering this ability. I used to. But one day the lamb I was eating came through to me and ever since then I haven't been able to eat meat.
                  - animal psychic Amanda de Warren

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                  • Schneiderman
                    The Fourth Captain
                    • Aug 2004
                    • 1615

                    #24
                    Ugly woman. And she aint good looking either. Is anyone surprised that she is a Richmond supporter (who bags them more than anyone else)?
                    Our Greatest Moment:

                    Saturday, 24th Sept, 2005 - 5:13pm

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                    • cruiser
                      What the frack!
                      • Jul 2004
                      • 6114

                      #25
                      Originally posted by Schneiderman
                      Ugly woman. And she aint good looking either. Is anyone surprised that she is a Richmond supporter (who bags them more than anyone else)?
                      No one bags their own team like Richmond supporters do. But then, can you blame them.
                      Occupational hazards:
                      I don't eat animals since discovering this ability. I used to. But one day the lamb I was eating came through to me and ever since then I haven't been able to eat meat.
                      - animal psychic Amanda de Warren

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                      • Piobaireachd
                        On the Rookie List
                        • Aug 2005
                        • 428

                        #26
                        Originally posted by Nico


                        Wouldn't know if her a... was on fire.

                        Notice how she always changes a subject back to that which she wants to discuss.
                        What? Her a... being on fire?
                        An instrument with only 9 notes! Surely it's easy to play?
                        Enjoy the Coastals Experience!

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                        • Dave
                          Let those truckers roll
                          • Jan 2003
                          • 1557

                          #27
                          She also backed the Tigers to beat us a few weeks ago.

                          The acid ball must really be gnawing away at her.
                          "My theory is that the universe is made out of stupidity because it's more plentiful than hydrogen" - Frank Zappa

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                          • Roscoe
                            Warming the Bench
                            • Jan 2003
                            • 458

                            #28
                            I loathe this filthy ugly scrag

                            She has a good head for radio

                            She has bugger all cred in the footy world

                            She should be haunting houses instead of having her sour face

                            on the box

                            Her bias toward Richmond is a disgrace

                            She hates the swans
                            September 24th, 2005 5.14pm
                            What a great moment in all of our lives

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                            • satchmopugdog
                              Bandicoots ears
                              • Apr 2004
                              • 3691

                              #29
                              Stop holding back Roscoe..say what you really think.
                              "The Dog days are over, The Dog days are gone" Florence and the Machine

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                              • 573v30
                                On the bandwagon...
                                • Sep 2005
                                • 5017

                                #30
                                Well, anyone supports the Tigers and hates the Swans is our enemy...
                                I only support one team: The SYDNEY SWANS!!!!! :adore

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