If AFL Clubs Were Women

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  • humphrey bear
    Buddy
    • Aug 2005
    • 291

    If AFL Clubs Were Women

    Some of these are quite good.

    Adelaide - Delta Goodrem. Tidy, attractive, professional and uncontroversial. Nice to look at, but for some reason just makes you want to yawn.

    Brisbane - Elle MacPherson. Past her glorious best but still easy on the eye and an old favourite with most.

    Carlton - Whitney Houston. Has not looked after herself in recent years and has gone completely off the rails.

    Collingwood - Amelie Mauresmo. Last woman on Earth scenario : you still wouldn't.

    Essendon - Katie Holmes. Has a certifiable psycho in charge of her every move. Has lost credibility in recent times.

    Fremantle - Danii Minogue. Always trying hard to be as good as her big sister, but will never measure up. The butt of everyone's jokes.

    Geelong - Britney Spears. At times can look stunning, at others it can get ugly.

    Hawthorn - Christina Aguilera. Looks like she enjoys it rough and dirty.

    Kangaroos - Paris Hilton. Lays down way too easily.

    Melbourne - Princess Diana. May be a blue blood, but hasn't done anything for a while.

    Port Adelaide - Madonna. Also past her glorious best, but refuses to accept it gracefully.

    Richmond - Annabel Chong. Can cop a pounding and keep coming back for more, all in the name of self-improvement.

    St Kilda - Krystal from Big Brother. Has the biggest and best assets going around, but we all know they're not the real deal.

    Sydney - J-Lo. Quality all over, but especially good down back.

    Western Bulldogs - Shakira. Proof that being short is no barrier to getting you excited. Will only get better too.

    West Coast - Kylie Minogue. Very decent despite not having much up front.
  • tara
    Senior Player
    • Aug 2005
    • 1514

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    • Lucky Knickers
      Fandom of Fabulousness
      • Oct 2003
      • 4220

      #3
      Amusing.

      Would have thought the Swans were Jessica Rabbit.

      Good Down Back
      Good Up Front
      and a little skinny in the middle.

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      • NMWBloods
        Taking Refuge!!
        • Jan 2003
        • 15819

        #4
        Originally posted by Lucky Knickers
        Good Down Back
        Good Up Front
        and a little skinny in the middle.
        Very nice!
        Captain Logic is not steering this tugboat.

        "[T]here are things that matter more and he's reading and thinking about them: heaven, reincarnation. Life and death are the only things that are truly a matter of life and death. Not football."

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        • swans05
          On the Rookie List
          • Sep 2005
          • 385

          #5
          classic
          BACK2BACK

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          • Captain
            Captain of the Side
            • Feb 2004
            • 3602

            #6
            Brilliant!!

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            • 573v30
              On the bandwagon...
              • Sep 2005
              • 5017

              #7
              I can't complain, that's a fair description of each club...
              I only support one team: The SYDNEY SWANS!!!!! :adore

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              • nomae
                Regular in the Side
                • May 2006
                • 523

                #8
                very good

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                • Sanecow
                  Suspended by the MRP
                  • Mar 2003
                  • 6917

                  #9
                  Objectification of women is not cool.

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