If footy clubs were women.....

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  • BayesysLeftBoot
    On the Rookie List
    • Jan 2004
    • 523

    If footy clubs were women.....

    Adelaide - Delta Goodrem. Tidy, attractive, professional and uncontroversial. Nice to look at, but for some reason just makes you want to yawn.

    Brisbane - Elle MacPherson. Past her glorious best but still easy on the eye and an old favourite with most.

    Carlton - Whitney Houston. Has not looked after herself in recent years and has gone completely off the rails.

    Collingwood - Amelie Mauresmo. Last woman on Earth scenario : you still wouldn't.

    Essendon - Katie Holmes. Has a certifiable psycho in charge of her every move. Has lost credibility in recent times.

    Fremantle - Danii Minogue. Always trying hard to be as good as her big sister, but will never measure up. The butt of everyone's jokes.

    Geelong - Britney Spears. At times can look stunning, at others it can get ugly.

    Hawthorn - Christina Aguilera. Looks like she enjoys it rough and dirty. And Avril Lavigne (becoming more and more stunning with age and maturity).

    Kangaroos - Paris Hilton. Lays down way too easily.

    Melbourne - Princess Diana. May be a blue blood, but hasn't done anything for a while.

    Port Adelaide - Madonna. Also past her glorious best, but refuses to accept it gracefully.

    Richmond - Annabel Chong. Can cop a pounding and keep coming back for more, all in the name of self-improvement.

    St Kilda - Krystal from Big Brother. Has the biggest and best assets going around, but we all know they're not the real deal.

    Sydney - J-Lo. Quality all over, but especially good down back.

    Western Bulldogs - Shakira. Proof that being short is no barrier to getting you excited. Will only get better too.

    West Coast - Kylie Minogue. Very decent despite not having much up front.
  • Mike_B
    Peyow Peyow
    • Jan 2003
    • 6267

    #2
    Been done already - http://www.redandwhiteonline.com/for...threadid=15152.

    I'm on the Chandwagon!!!

    If you cannot compete for the premiership, it's better to be young and exciting than middle-aged and dowdy.

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