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  • SimonH
    Salt future's rising
    • Aug 2004
    • 1647

    The Ford Cortinas

    I, for one, love it:

    "They are all Lamborghinis, I suppose," [Kirk] said of the Eagles midfield. "It will be an us versus them mentality in the midfield and if we can break even and give our forwards enough opportunity it gives us a good chance."

    Asked to label his own midfield, he replied: "Adam [Goodes] could definitely be a Lamborghini, Jude [Bolton] and myself could be something like my parents had, an old Ford Cortina. It just kept going and going and going. We'd be something reliable, consistent and every time you turn the key it's always going to turn on."

    Can we work 'Go Cortinas' onto the banner this week?

    RWO wits also need to get to work assigning every member of the Swans squad a vehicle. I'll start with an easy one. BBBH = Sherman tank.
  • Sanecow
    Suspended by the MRP
    • Mar 2003
    • 6917

    #2
    I saw it on WLF. He said it so smirky I wanted to slap him with my thong.

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    • RogueSwan
      McVeigh for Brownlow
      • Apr 2003
      • 4602

      #3
      Re: The Ford Cortinas

      Originally posted by SimonH
      ... I'll start with an easy one. BBBH = Sherman tank.
      Nah, he would have to be a Humvee!
      "Fortunately, this is the internet, so knowing nothing is no obstacle to having an opinion!." Beerman 18-07-2017

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      • hammo
        Veterans List
        • Jul 2003
        • 5554

        #4
        I had a feeling the media department was cooking up something with Kirk...

        "As everyone knows our style of football is defensive and unattractive, and as such I have completely forgotten how to mark or kick over the years" - Brett Kirk

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        • anniswan
          Footy Mother Big Time
          • Jan 2003
          • 2031

          #5
          The first vehicle that springs to mind when I think of Kirky is a VW Combi.

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          • Mike_B
            Peyow Peyow
            • Jan 2003
            • 6267

            #6
            Leo Barry = Dodgem Car

            I'm on the Chandwagon!!!

            If you cannot compete for the premiership, it's better to be young and exciting than middle-aged and dowdy.

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            • Ruda Wakening
              Survived The Meltdown
              • Aug 2003
              • 1519

              #7
              Brett Kirk - Uncle Buck.
              Sit down or i swear to God i'll have you shot.

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              • swansrock4eva
                On the Rookie List
                • Jan 2003
                • 1352

                #8
                Originally posted by Dr Diabolical
                Bevan = Hyundai Excel. Fills in a gap temporarily, but well below the class of the rest.
                Hey I take offense to that one on Bevan's behalf! He goes WAY better than an Excel! (And I should know - I own one! )

                The rest are pretty good tho! I don't know wnough car types to be able to come up with any myself

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                • ScottH
                  It's Goodes to cheer!!
                  • Sep 2003
                  • 23665

                  #9
                  Chambers = no car, just 4 Tyres - 0 0 0 0

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                  • Dooloo
                    Warming the Bench
                    • Jan 2004
                    • 167

                    #10
                    Adam Schneider The GoGGo Mobile.... That's G O G G O Not the Dart
                    You Just Do Not Get a Better Grand Final Win Than That

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                    • swantastic
                      Veterans List
                      • Jan 2006
                      • 7275

                      #11
                      Originally posted by ScottH
                      Chambers = no car, just 4 Tyres - 0 0 0 0
                      Still up on blocks.
                      Now this is a thread that i would expect on the ego -centric, wank session that is redandwhiteonline.com...

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                      • JF_Bay22_SCG
                        expat Sydneysider
                        • Jan 2003
                        • 3978

                        #12
                        Originally posted by hammo
                        I had a feeling the media department was cooking up something with Kirk...
                        Hmm, we ARE actually sponsored by Ford you know!

                        Our marketing department will be thrilled!

                        JF
                        "Never ever ever state that Sydney is gone.They are like cockroaches in the aftermath of a nuclear war"
                        (Forum poster 'Change', Big Footy 04Apr09)

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                        • snajik
                          Senior Player
                          • Jan 2003
                          • 1115

                          #13
                          Heaven forbid. Footballers using humourous analogies. What next? I'd much rather be reading stuff like, "we're not going to get ahead of ourselves.......we'll take it one week at a time......all 22 players need to play well for us to win... even, a week's a long time in football" and other carefully scripted robotic mantras. Get a grip Kirky. Spontaneous thinking is so 20th century.
                          It's very hard to live in a studio apartment in San Jose with a man who's learning to play violin. That's what she told the police when she handed them the empty revolver.
                          The Scarlatti Tilt - Richard Brautigan

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                          • Dave
                            Let those truckers roll
                            • Jan 2003
                            • 1557

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Dr Diabolical

                            Mathews = Datsun Sunny. Slow lemon.

                            LMAO!
                            "My theory is that the universe is made out of stupidity because it's more plentiful than hydrogen" - Frank Zappa

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                            • ROK Lobster
                              RWO Life Member
                              • Aug 2004
                              • 8658

                              #15
                              Originally posted by ScottH
                              Chambers = no car, just 4 Tyres - 0 0 0 0
                              Chambers is the Leyland P76 - must have seemed like a good idea to someone with influence at the time but in hindsight has everyone asking "what were they thinking?"

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