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  • hammo
    Veterans List
    • Jul 2003
    • 5554
    #1

    Stories you might see over the next 10 days

    The Sydney media has almost 2 weeks of copy to fill before the next match, so we can expect some even more pointless stories on the Swans than usual.

    Some possibilities:


    * Mick's groin watch

    * Darren's finger watch

    * Prelim Final ticket prices

    * Mick's ice bath routine to fix his groin

    * Protests by the Swans after the AFL declares only one captain will be able to receive the premiership cup

    * Leaping Leo's baby turns 1

    * The healing powers of Clovelly Beach for Mick's groin

    * Spida is spotted in Sydney

    Please add your ideas below...
    "As everyone knows our style of football is defensive and unattractive, and as such I have completely forgotten how to mark or kick over the years" - Brett Kirk
    Tags: days, stories, Swans, sydney
    • SimonH
      Salt future's rising
      • Aug 2004
      • 1647
      #2
      ROK: hottest AA ever?

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        • Frog
          Retired from RWO
          • Aug 2005
          • 1898
          #3
          * BBBH goes the distance with Mike Tyson AND the Rock at the same time (Mike Tyson insists on a circular fighting ring next time so BBBH can't nail him in the corners)

          * Nick Davis purchases KFC Franchise for future income protection

          * Ben Mathews registers for Marcel Marceau's pantomime class

          * Ryan O'Keefe in Photo Shoot for next year's Cleo Batchelor

          * Malceski wants to change his name to Kelly by deed poll

          * Willo buys into Cricket Bat manufacturer using severance pay

          * Schneider offered role in upcoming Spiderman movie

          * Jolly ditto for Pirates of Penzance

          * Magic takes act to Las Vegas (Stars at Caesar's Palace)

          * Roos joins speakers circuit, specialising in "How to keep speaking for years using the same 4 words"

          * Frog gets banned from RWO board for taking the @@@@ with this thread.

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            • graystar
              On the Rookie List
              • Oct 2005
              • 543
              #4
              * The other side: Saddo rues what might have been
              I will be a member again when I return.

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                • swans05
                  On the Rookie List
                  • Sep 2005
                  • 385
                  #5
                  * Numskull Eagles Cheersquad member says "I Was @@@@ing Bricks"
                  BACK2BACK

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                    • Zlatorog
                      Senior Player
                      • Jan 2006
                      • 1748
                      #6
                      Originally posted by Frog
                      * Ryan O'Keefe in Photo Shoot for next year's Cleo Batchelor
                      He did that last year. How about a photo shoot for DNA magazine?

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                        • woo
                          double vodka lemon pls
                          • Sep 2005
                          • 961
                          #7
                          * many swans fans complain of heart problems around september
                          you know what they say, dirty pants- clean botty

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                            • AnnieH
                              RWOs Black Sheep
                              • Aug 2006
                              • 11332
                              #8
                              I love youse people.
                              Youse are hysterical.
                              The people at work think I'm more of an idiot than I normally am, cause I'm sitting here @@@@ing myself laughing.
                              BAH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
                              Wild speculation, unsubstantiated rumours, silly jokes and opposition delight in another's failures is what makes an internet forum fun.
                              Blessed are the cracked for they are the ones who let in the light.

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                                • woo
                                  double vodka lemon pls
                                  • Sep 2005
                                  • 961
                                  #9
                                  * price of heart pacers rise due to higher demand in spring.
                                  you know what they say, dirty pants- clean botty

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                                    • satchmopugdog
                                      Bandicoots ears
                                      • Apr 2004
                                      • 3691
                                      #10
                                      * New Show in town..."The 22 Musketeers"....all for one and one for all.


                                      *Craig Bolton opens a Mr.Fixit Franchise and aks for a DNA test with Dale Morris to see if they are really clones.
                                      "The Dog days are over, The Dog days are gone" Florence and the Machine

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                                        • PerthSwannie
                                          Regular in the Side
                                          • Jun 2006
                                          • 523
                                          #11
                                          *Hall to compare the new World Championship Wrestling series.

                                          *Kirk & Goodes to star in The Black & White Minstral Show.

                                          *Judd declares he wants to play for Sydney(because he knows he can`t get a premiership medal with the pack of duds he is playing for now).

                                          *FatBoy WC cheer squad fool promises to sit down and shut up next time WC v`s Swans.
                                          Even Santa follows the Swannies.

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                                            • ScottH
                                              It's Goodes to cheer!!
                                              • Sep 2003
                                              • 23665
                                              #12
                                              * Hall breaks hand

                                              * Jolly dislocates finger.

                                              * Kirk Rolls ankle

                                              * Davis back on the KFC.

                                              * Chambers Walks

                                              * Creswell on Sex Assault charges.

                                              * Williams: One more game!

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                                                • AnnieH
                                                  RWOs Black Sheep
                                                  • Aug 2006
                                                  • 11332
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by ScottH
                                                  * Hall breaks hand

                                                  * Jolly dislocates finger.

                                                  * Kirk Rolls ankle

                                                  * Davis back on the KFC.

                                                  * Chambers Walks

                                                  * Creswell on Sex Assault charges.

                                                  * Williams: One more game!
                                                  Cressa?????
                                                  Bull@@@@.
                                                  When did that happen?
                                                  Don't leave me hanging ... give us a link to the gossip.
                                                  Wild speculation, unsubstantiated rumours, silly jokes and opposition delight in another's failures is what makes an internet forum fun.
                                                  Blessed are the cracked for they are the ones who let in the light.

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                                                    • satchmopugdog
                                                      Bandicoots ears
                                                      • Apr 2004
                                                      • 3691
                                                      #14
                                                      AFL forum.
                                                      "The Dog days are over, The Dog days are gone" Florence and the Machine

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                                                        • ScottH
                                                          It's Goodes to cheer!!
                                                          • Sep 2003
                                                          • 23665
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by Annie Haddad
                                                          Cressa?????
                                                          Bull@@@@.
                                                          When did that happen?
                                                          Don't leave me hanging ... give us a link to the gossip.
                                                          http://www.redandwhiteonline.com/for...970#post246970

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