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  • Legs Akimbo
    Grand Poobah
    • Apr 2005
    • 2809
    #1

    Write your own description of Peter Everitt

    Interestingly, the official club site uses the 2005 player description of Peter Everitt.

    Description

    Had another superb season in the ruck, complemented by short stints up forward that netted 17 goals, culminating in his third All-Australian honour. Second in the AFL for hitouts and featured prominently on his team?s stats sheets, including first place in hard-ball gets. The wily veteran has played 48 consecutive matches and is having the most consistent patch of his career.
    Seems a bit charitable given his rather average 2006. So perhaps we should rewrite it for them. Here's my first go...

    "Had a decidely ordinary season in the ruck, ending in a long stints on the sidelines during which he did special comments on TV in a season that netted 5 goals, culminating in legal action from his sister. Fifteenth in the AFL for hitouts, the wily veteran of dubious loyalty hasn't played for quite some time. At the age of 32, at his third club and drafted a year later than the Swans would have preferred, his future contribution is open to question."
    Last edited by Legs Akimbo; 3 November 2006, 05:53 PM.
    He had observed that people who did lie were, on the whole, more resourceful and ambitious and successful than people who did not lie.
    Tags: description, everitt, peter, Swans, sydney, write
    • ROK Lobster
      RWO Life Member
      • Aug 2004
      • 8658
      #2
      Re: Write your own description of Peter Everitt

      Originally posted by Legs Akimbo
      "Had a decidely ordinary season in the ruck, ending in a long stints on the sidelines during which he did special comments on TV in a season that netted 5 goals, culminating in legal action from his sister. Fifteenth in the AFL for hitouts, the wily veteran of dubious loyalty hasn't played for quite some time. At the age of 32, at his third club and drafted a year later than the Swans would have preferred, his future contribution is open to question."
      Very good. Think that you might have mentioned that "the Swans will be hoping that his operation in late 2006 has does the trick allowing him to spend more time on the paddock in 2007" or that "2007 had better be a big year for Spider because the SWans are not likely to get much for their buck in 2008" but overall an excellent assessment.

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        • ScottH
          It's Goodes to cheer!!
          • Sep 2003
          • 23665
          #3
          I'm sure you will do better than that LA, if he has a crap start to the year.

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            • BeeEmmAre
              Commentary Team Captain
              • Aug 2005
              • 2509
              #4
              Two words - New Messiah!
              "It's up to the rest of the players in the room to make a new batch of premiership players next year," Adam Goodes, triple Bob Skilton Medallist, October 7, 2011.

              YOU BETCHA!!!!!!

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                • Legs Akimbo
                  Grand Poobah
                  • Apr 2005
                  • 2809
                  #5
                  Originally posted by ScottH
                  I'm sure you will do better than that LA, if he has a crap start to the year.
                  Nay, pre-season.
                  He had observed that people who did lie were, on the whole, more resourceful and ambitious and successful than people who did not lie.

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                    • ScottH
                      It's Goodes to cheer!!
                      • Sep 2003
                      • 23665
                      #6
                      Originally posted by Legs Akimbo
                      Nay, pre-season.
                      I bet you already have it written, or atleast drafted!!

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                        • Legs Akimbo
                          Grand Poobah
                          • Apr 2005
                          • 2809
                          #7
                          Originally posted by ScottH
                          I bet you already have it written, or atleast drafted!!
                          thumb poised over the send button.
                          He had observed that people who did lie were, on the whole, more resourceful and ambitious and successful than people who did not lie.

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                            • Carolyn
                              Randomness muchly
                              • Feb 2006
                              • 986
                              #8
                              Re: Write your own description of Peter Everitt

                              Tall guy with tattoos.
                              My Pokemon brings all the boys to the yard and they're like "Wanna trade cards?"
                              "Damn right, I wanna trade cards. I can beat you, I've got Charizard!"

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                                • swantastic
                                  Veterans List
                                  • Jan 2006
                                  • 7275
                                  #9
                                  Re: Re: Write your own description of Peter Everitt

                                  Originally posted by Carolyn
                                  Tall guy with tattoos.
                                  Tall ugly guy with lots of tattoos.
                                  Now this is a thread that i would expect on the ego -centric, wank session that is redandwhiteonline.com...

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                                    • Nico
                                      Veterans List
                                      • Jan 2003
                                      • 11385
                                      #10
                                      Extroverted person possessing a fair amount of football talent who had an ordinary 2006 due to injury. Possesses a liberal amount of body markings that dont appear to represent anything but a need to express himself.

                                      Could be said to have developed a reputation by self promotion, sometimes a bit misguided though in how he went about it.

                                      Has shown himself as reasonably articulate on Fox Footy.

                                      Regarded as one of the top ruckmen in 2005.

                                      Can Throwing Champion of Philip Island.
                                      http://www.nostalgiamusic.co.uk/secu...res/srh806.jpg

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                                        • goswannie14
                                          Leadership Group
                                          • Sep 2005
                                          • 11166
                                          #11
                                          I think the description was actually taken from hawthorns site at the start of 2006, so it was talking about his 2005 season.

                                          My description for Spida...Norm Smith medalist and Premiership ruckmen 2007.
                                          Does God believe in Atheists?

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                                            • Provost
                                              AUT VINCERE AUT MORI
                                              • Sep 2004
                                              • 379
                                              #12
                                              I bumped into him (almost literaly as I wasn't looking where is was going) with his pregnant wife at the shops yesterday.
                                              I said 'G'day Spida' and told him it was good to have him on board.

                                              I hope he will deliver and do well next season and wish him all the best at the club.
                                              Swannies haiku
                                              Harbour with white swan
                                              The flag shall be yours again
                                              Destiny repeats

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                                                • Layby
                                                  Suspended by the MRP
                                                  • May 2006
                                                  • 1803
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by Nico
                                                  Has shown himself as reasonably articulate on Fox Footy.
                                                  That is a very liberal use of the word 'reasonably'

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                                                    • Tuco
                                                      On the Rookie List
                                                      • Jul 2006
                                                      • 154
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by BeeEmmAre
                                                      Two words - New Messiah!
                                                      He is the Messiah. And I should know I've followed a few.

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                                                        • is2SWaNz
                                                          Loving the Cannon
                                                          • Jul 2006
                                                          • 509
                                                          #15
                                                          Re: Re: Re: Write your own description of Peter Everitt

                                                          Originally posted by swantastic
                                                          Tall ugly guy with lots of tattoos.
                                                          Tall fugly guy with fugly tattoos.
                                                          Kirky is everything you want in a Captain
                                                          'To my band of brothers; we are a team of warriors' - Brett Kirk

                                                          Amon the Cannon!

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