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  • Nico
    Veterans List
    • Jan 2003
    • 11329

    When they give it away

    Have you ever thought of what our players will do when they give the game away.

    Given things are pretty slow pre draft a light hearted look at what might be in store for these blokes at the end of the line might help them with career planning.

    Leo Barry - Brain surgeon or nothing for the next 40 years
    Jude Bolton - K Mart brochure model
    Luke Ablett - bullfighter
    Amon Buchanan - garden gnome business
    Jared Crouch - priest
    Nick Davis - fast food outlet proprietor - never trust a slim one of these.
    Sean Dempster - mannequin dummy that doesn't smile
    Stephen Doyle - stilt walker
    Nic Fosdike - walk around Australia for charity - 3 times
    Adam Goodes - Community leader or comedian
    Barry Hall - boxer or grumpy old man
    Darren Jolly - yes man
    Tadhg Kennelly - Irish Dancing Troupe
    Brett Kirk - growing vegies and other plants at Mullumbimby
    Nick Malceski - hairdresser specialising in spiky haircuts
    Ben Mathews - high plains drifter
    Jarred McVeigh - hair transplant specialist
    Ryan O'Keefe - Training courses on smoothness.
    MOL - Magician
    Ted Richards - Thunderbirds cartoon character
    LRT - Australian Living legend
    Adam Schneider - Will join Buchanan in his garden gnome business or become a bush lawyer. Buchy will leave the can drinking and PR up to Schneids (look at me)
    Luke Vogels - make interchange benches for AFL clubs
    Craig Bolton - Underrated AFL coach
    Paul Bevan - skills coach
    http://www.nostalgiamusic.co.uk/secu...res/srh806.jpg
  • OldE

    #2
    Sean Dempster will be professionally good-looking.

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    • nomae
      Regular in the Side
      • May 2006
      • 523

      #3
      Re: When they give it away

      Originally posted by Nico
      Amon Buchanan - garden gnome business
      Craig Bolton - Underrated AFL coach
      Amon Buchanan - stars as frodo the hobbit in lord of the rings remake.
      Craig Bolton - professional bullet testing dummy (he's that damn tough i tell ya!)

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      • DeadlyAkkuret
        Veterans List
        • Oct 2006
        • 4547

        #4
        Barry Hall will star alongside Crowe in the Cinderella Man 2

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        • Carolyn
          Randomness muchly
          • Feb 2006
          • 986

          #5
          Tadhg Kennelly-Training courses on dacking people
          My Pokemon brings all the boys to the yard and they're like "Wanna trade cards?"
          "Damn right, I wanna trade cards. I can beat you, I've got Charizard!"

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          • swantastic
            Veterans List
            • Jan 2006
            • 7275

            #6
            Nick Davis doing Jenny Craig ads.
            Now this is a thread that i would expect on the ego -centric, wank session that is redandwhiteonline.com...

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            • Bloody Hell
              Senior Player
              • Oct 2006
              • 3085

              #7
              Re: When they give it away

              Originally posted by Nico

              LRT - Australian Living legend
              ........
              The eternal connundrum "what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object" was finally solved when David Hasselhoff punched himself in the face.

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              • ScottH
                It's Goodes to cheer!!
                • Sep 2003
                • 23665

                #8
                Originally posted by swantastic
                Nick Davis doing Jenny Craig ads.
                I hope he does appear on Oprah, to show off his new bikini body.

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                • swantastic
                  Veterans List
                  • Jan 2006
                  • 7275

                  #9
                  Originally posted by ScottH
                  I hope he does appear on Oprah, to show off his new bikini body.
                  As long as he waxes his bikini line first.
                  Now this is a thread that i would expect on the ego -centric, wank session that is redandwhiteonline.com...

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                  • AnnieH
                    RWOs Black Sheep
                    • Aug 2006
                    • 11332

                    #10
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                    Wild speculation, unsubstantiated rumours, silly jokes and opposition delight in another's failures is what makes an internet forum fun.
                    Blessed are the cracked for they are the ones who let in the light.

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                    • Industrial Fan
                      Goodesgoodesgoodesgoodes!
                      • Aug 2006
                      • 3317

                      #11
                      Good point Annie!
                      He ate more cheese, than time allowed

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                      • AnnieH
                        RWOs Black Sheep
                        • Aug 2006
                        • 11332

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Marry me Goodes
                        Good point Annie!
                        When I stop laughing I'll be able to speak.

                        Goodsey ... community leader or comedian.

                        Nico. You funny.

                        LRT ... advanced hair ... yeah, yeah!!

                        (Baldness happens.)
                        Wild speculation, unsubstantiated rumours, silly jokes and opposition delight in another's failures is what makes an internet forum fun.
                        Blessed are the cracked for they are the ones who let in the light.

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                        • katie-scarlett
                          On the Rookie List
                          • Dec 2005
                          • 515

                          #13
                          There's no need for that Annie if Nico is right & we have amongst us..

                          Originally posted by Nico

                          Jarred McVeigh - hair transplant specialist

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                          • BAM_BAM
                            Support Staff
                            • Jun 2003
                            • 1820

                            #14
                            Barry Hall - Kindergarten teacher

                            Nick Davis - used car salesman
                            Here's my heart and you can break it
                            I need some release, release, release
                            We need
                            Love and peace

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                            • hammo
                              Veterans List
                              • Jul 2003
                              • 5554

                              #15
                              Very funny!
                              "As everyone knows our style of football is defensive and unattractive, and as such I have completely forgotten how to mark or kick over the years" - Brett Kirk

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