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  • reigning premier
    Suspended by the MRP
    • Sep 2006
    • 4335

    #16
    Love the Cometti commentary... He's the Kerry O'Keefe of footy commentary....

    Two favourites... Can't recall the exact occassions but....

    1. In reference to a player with alot of posessions early on.. "he'll end up with leather poisoning before the night is out the way he keeps getting that ball"
    2. Again another reference to a player getting a lot of posessions... "He clearly has an obsession for leather... He's all over that ball like my wife on my wallet"

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    • ScottH
      It's Goodes to cheer!!
      • Sep 2003
      • 23665

      #17
      He's good in tight spaces. He has a bit of Ralph Fiennes about him.

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      • Danzar
        I'm doing ok right now, thanks
        • Jun 2006
        • 2027

        #18
        I remember something last year, not word for word but it was like this "Kouta inside the pocket, he won't find any money there".

        Something in reference to Carton's financial woes.
        Captain, I am detecting large quantities of win in this sector

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        • giant
          Veterans List
          • Mar 2005
          • 4731

          #19
          Last year in a Melbourne game: "And Sylvia smothers the ball. Sylvia's smother? Isn't there a song about that?"

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          • Xie Shan
            Senior Player
            • Jan 2003
            • 2929

            #20
            Fom Port v WCE tonight:

            "Cassisi, looking more and more like Ben Stiller" WTF?

            "goals are like midnight taxis in Meekatharra, they're hard to come by at the moment"

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            • Mike_B
              Peyow Peyow
              • Jan 2003
              • 6267

              #21
              Couldn't help but chuckle at him commenting that Cousins had gone for the ice after he ripped his hammy.

              I'm on the Chandwagon!!!

              If you cannot compete for the premiership, it's better to be young and exciting than middle-aged and dowdy.

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              • Layby
                Suspended by the MRP
                • May 2006
                • 1803

                #22
                Originally posted by Mike_B
                Couldn't help but chuckle at him commenting that Cousins had gone for the ice after he ripped his hammy.
                Yep a pathetic, sad, cheap shot, by a pathetic sad cheap old man.

                If he is not already, he should be ashamed of himself.

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                • BeeEmmAre
                  Commentary Team Captain
                  • Aug 2005
                  • 2509

                  #23
                  Originally posted by Layby
                  Yep a pathetic, sad, cheap shot, by a pathetic sad cheap old man.

                  If he is not already, he should be ashamed of himself.
                  I thought it was clever.

                  I also thought Kane Cornes' comment post match that that's what happens to someone who hasn't done the work was pretty inflammatory.
                  "It's up to the rest of the players in the room to make a new batch of premiership players next year," Adam Goodes, triple Bob Skilton Medallist, October 7, 2011.

                  YOU BETCHA!!!!!!

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                  • DeadlyAkkuret
                    Veterans List
                    • Oct 2006
                    • 4547

                    #24
                    Originally posted by Layby
                    Yep a pathetic, sad, cheap shot, by a pathetic sad cheap old man.

                    If he is not already, he should be ashamed of himself.
                    You can continue feeling sorry for the druggie, but i wont. Dennis is a fool, but i don't have any sympathy for Cousins, he deserves whatever @@@@ he cops.

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                    • Bindo
                      Warming the Bench
                      • Sep 2005
                      • 138

                      #25
                      The best one last night was "it's tough when you have to read your stomach", referring to Cousin's tattoo (such is life)!

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                      • attentionseeker
                        On the Rookie List
                        • Jun 2007
                        • 8

                        #26
                        who you calling fool, fool?

                        how is dennis cometti a fool?!! the GREATEST commentator ever!
                        a couple of my favourites:
                        As Nick Riewoldt has a shot on goal after no one had kicked a major for almost the whole first quarter...
                        "this goal has been a long time coming. Like waiting for Marlon Brando in [I]Apocalypse Now[I]....."
                        As Mathew Llyod misses a shot on goal from right in front, the camera cuts to a shot of a man madly waving an Essendon scarf
                        "that man was waving an Essendon scarf. Well, i guess beauty is in the eye of the beer-holder"

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                        • ScottH
                          It's Goodes to cheer!!
                          • Sep 2003
                          • 23665

                          #27
                          Originally posted by BeeEmmAre
                          I thought it was clever.

                          I also thought Kane Cornes' comment post match that that's what happens to someone who hasn't done the work was pretty inflammatory.
                          Yes, it was a cheap shot.

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                          • JF_Bay22_SCG
                            expat Sydneysider
                            • Jan 2003
                            • 3978

                            #28
                            I remember Wayne Schwass taking a mark. Then Commetti pipes in "That's a Swastika, that mark!"

                            JF
                            PS:- "Schwass Sticker" (for the dummies )
                            "Never ever ever state that Sydney is gone.They are like cockroaches in the aftermath of a nuclear war"
                            (Forum poster 'Change', Big Footy 04Apr09)

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                            • reigning premier
                              Suspended by the MRP
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 4335

                              #29
                              Originally posted by ScottH
                              Yes, it was a cheap shot.
                              Perhaps the Swans should of delivered a few cheap shots when he returned instead of welcoming him back. He made his bed, he can lie in it.

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                              • swantastic
                                Veterans List
                                • Jan 2006
                                • 7275

                                #30
                                Originally posted by ScottH
                                Yes, it was a cheap shot.
                                I dont think it was a cheap shot,but maybe the true feelings some of the other players have about Benny.
                                Now this is a thread that i would expect on the ego -centric, wank session that is redandwhiteonline.com...

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