$255 for a wee

[ScottH]

Link

FREMANTLE player Heath Black has been fined $150 and ordered to pay $105 court costs after pleading guilty to a charge of disorderly behaviour after he was caught urinating in public last month.

[Sanecow]

Too harsh; who hasn't done that.

urinating outside Little Creatures Brewery in Fremantle at about 9.40pm

Way too early in the evening. .

Black spends a penny, which costs him $255

Great headline.

[AnnieH]

If I got $255 every time I had to wait for a bloke to finish weeing in a public place, I'd be a zillionaire.
I don't know many guys who don't do it.

Sheesh ... sometimes I think these boys are just plain targetted "because they play footy".

My bet was that the arresting copper is a budgie fan.

[cruiser]

What next? AFL player caught picking his nose.

[Carolyn]

I blame the government. Where are all the public toilets?

[goswannie14]

Originally posted by Carolyn
I blame the government. Where are all the public toilets?

Closed due to vandalism by drunk footballers.

[Jeffers1984]

No matter who you are, if you gotta go then you gotta go.

[ScottH]

Probably cost him double that anyway. (in grog already)

[reigning premier]

This is an outrage....

Men across the country should unite and rise up against this injustice!!

Every bloke knows that the best thing about being a bloke is the ability to urinate standing up.... The world is our urinal and we intend to mark every square centimetre of it!!!

Unit in urination my brothers.. fight the machine and let those bladders roam free!

[goswannie14]

Originally posted by reigning premier
This is an outrage....

Men across the country should unite and rise up against this injustice!!

Every bloke knows that the best thing about being a bloke is the ability to urinate standing up.... The world is our urinal and we intend to mark every square centimetre of it!!!

Unit in urination my brothers.. fight the machine and let those bladders roam free!

Ok we'll all be around to water your garden, with Spida.

[AnnieH]

Originally posted by goswannie14
Ok we'll all be around to water your garden, with Spida.

mmmmmmmm..... a whole new meaning to "bonding with the fans".
Could be interesting. We could hold competitions and award prizes.

[reigning premier]

Originally posted by Annie Haddad
mmmmmmmm..... a whole new meaning to "bonding with the fans".
Could be interesting. We could hold competitions and award prizes.

C'mon Annie... You just want to be the judge... We ALL know what a willie watcher you are deep down inside..

[AnnieH]

Originally posted by reigning premier
C'mon Annie... You just want to be the judge... We ALL know what a willie watcher you are deep down inside..

Serioulsy ... who else would judge it (well, maybe Wardy AND I)!!
The willie watching is not down that deep my friend!!

[goswannie14]

Originally posted by Annie Haddad
mmmmmmmm..... a whole new meaning to "bonding with the fans".
Could be interesting. We could hold competitions and award prizes.

We have to take Spida as he knows where RP lives, and wants to visit him about the comments he made about Spida's mum.

[AnnieH]

Originally posted by goswannie14
We have to take Spida as he knows where RP lives, and wants to visit him about the comments he made about Spida's mum.

Spida would want to watch out for RP's feral cat ... it attacks on command.