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  • redunderthebed
    Warming the Bench
    • Jan 2003
    • 173

    Hey Darren,how's the baby?

    Good?Great news mate so I guess you won't need the pre game nappy changes and the half time calls to the missus.Maybe you can give your full attention to the game and give us the season that YOU OWE as you (possibly) cost us the GF!!
    By the way,did you get my truck load of condoms in December and pass the few you didn't need to the rest of the boys?
    I don't think we will need to worry about Spidas 'metro sexual' side though.At least he knows what he is paid to do.
  • DeadlyAkkuret
    Veterans List
    • Oct 2006
    • 4547

    #2
    We've all forgotten Buchs brain freeze in the goal square? or Kennelly trying to take on Cousins in our defensive 50? or Bolton and Hall missing a total of approx 5 goals from 20-30 metres out?

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    • Sanecow
      Suspended by the MRP
      • Mar 2003
      • 6917

      #3
      One kick, four handballs, seven hitouts, one free for, three frees against. I think it's fair to give him half the blame.

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      • Nico
        Veterans List
        • Jan 2003
        • 11339

        #4
        Anyone who has sleep deprivation come game day should be a late withdrawl.

        Then again was it sleep deprivation or the late withdrawl that caused him and us grief on GF day.
        http://www.nostalgiamusic.co.uk/secu...res/srh806.jpg

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        • BeeEmmAre
          Commentary Team Captain
          • Aug 2005
          • 2509

          #5
          Why bring this game up again?
          Are we all experts in self-inflicted pain?

          I'm not saying move on - it should still hurt (and does a hell of a lot), but round 1 against these wankers is now more important.
          "It's up to the rest of the players in the room to make a new batch of premiership players next year," Adam Goodes, triple Bob Skilton Medallist, October 7, 2011.

          YOU BETCHA!!!!!!

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          • Wardy
            The old Boiler!
            • Sep 2003
            • 6676

            #6
            I still reckon there should be a team code or AFL Directive - no "doing the business" with the missus, partner or whatever between December 1 & February 28th - that way there will be no distractions of babies being born come finals time - it may seem harsh, but geez they know what causes pregnancy these days - surely they can read a calender and take precautions!! After Feb 28th - they can go at it hammer & tongs for all I care!
            I used to be indecisive, but now I'm not so sure..................
            Chickens drink - but they don't pee!
            AGE IS ONLY IMPORTANT FOR TWO THINGS - WINE & CHEESE!

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            • ROK Lobster
              RWO Life Member
              • Aug 2004
              • 8658

              #7
              Look, he probably won the first game he played for us (against the Hawks?) off his own boot - well he kicked three in a shellacking of a poor opposition oufit - so it's probably one all for Jolly. If we had not have won that first game he played I'd be calling for him to hang himslef in the changerooms, but as it is there is equilibrium in the universe. Meditate on that and put magnets on your knees, then come back with your complaints.

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              • Wardy
                The old Boiler!
                • Sep 2003
                • 6676

                #8
                Originally posted by ROK Lobster
                Look, he probably won the first game he played for us (against the Hawks?) off his own boot - well he kicked three in a shellacking of a poor opposition oufit - so it's probably one all for Jolly. If we had not have won that first game he played I'd be calling for him to hang himslef in the changerooms, but as it is there is equilibrium in the universe. Meditate on that and put magnets on your knees, then come back with your complaints.
                that is just way too sensible for this time of morning Rok - shame on you!
                I used to be indecisive, but now I'm not so sure..................
                Chickens drink - but they don't pee!
                AGE IS ONLY IMPORTANT FOR TWO THINGS - WINE & CHEESE!

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                • stellation
                  scott names the planets
                  • Sep 2003
                  • 9720

                  #9
                  Originally posted by ROK Lobster
                  Look, he probably won the first game he played for us (against the Hawks?) off his own boot - well he kicked three in a shellacking of a poor opposition oufit - so it's probably one all for Jolly. If we had not have won that first game he played I'd be calling for him to hang himslef in the changerooms, but as it is there is equilibrium in the universe. Meditate on that and put magnets on your knees, then come back with your complaints.
                  Just the one complaint; the magnets didn't stick.
                  I knew him as a gentle young man, I cannot say for sure the reasons for his decline
                  We watched him fade before our very eyes, and years before his time

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                  • Sanecow
                    Suspended by the MRP
                    • Mar 2003
                    • 6917

                    #10
                    Originally posted by stellation
                    Just the one complaint; the magnets didn't stick.
                    Half your luck. Mine keep sticking to the bike.

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                    • Plugger46
                      Senior Player
                      • Apr 2003
                      • 3674

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Nico
                      Anyone who has sleep deprivation come game day should be a late withdrawl.

                      Then again was it sleep deprivation or the late withdrawl that caused him and us grief on GF day.
                      Liking your work Nico.
                      Bloods

                      "Lockett is the best of all time" - Robert Harvey, Darrel Baldock, Nathan Burke, Kevin Bartlett, Bob Skilton

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                      • reigning premier
                        Suspended by the MRP
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 4335

                        #12
                        Yes... It's the time for redemption and forgiveness....

                        If he redeems himself by collecting a Norm Smith and a Premiership medal this year, we'll forgive him.

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                        • BAM_BAM
                          Support Staff
                          • Jun 2003
                          • 1820

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Nico
                          Anyone who has sleep deprivation come game day should be a late withdrawl.

                          Then again was it sleep deprivation or the late withdrawl that caused him and us grief on GF day.




                          lol
                          Here's my heart and you can break it
                          I need some release, release, release
                          We need
                          Love and peace

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                          • cruiser
                            What the frack!
                            • Jul 2004
                            • 6114

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Nico
                            Anyone who has sleep deprivation come game day should be a late withdrawl.

                            Then again was it sleep deprivation or the late withdrawl that caused him and us grief on GF day.
                            It's only 6 March and we have, possibly, the post of the year already.
                            Occupational hazards:
                            I don't eat animals since discovering this ability. I used to. But one day the lamb I was eating came through to me and ever since then I haven't been able to eat meat.
                            - animal psychic Amanda de Warren

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                            • Rushed Behind
                              Suspended by the MRP
                              • Sep 2004
                              • 96

                              #15
                              jollyis a hack. Fit doyle = no jolly.

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