Plan A: The plan would go something like this. 8 guys wearing balaclavas , weilding shotguns. They drive a van to West Coast's training facilities. As the boys exit from the change room, they do a stick up. One guy would need to wack Judd over the head with a truncheon to ensure he doesn't run off (he's quick, in case you don't know). Bundle him into the back of the van whilst holding Daniel Chick and others at bay at gunpoint, then clamber into the back of the van. Would need to drive back across the nullabor avoiding police roadblocks. Once he's safely back in Sydney, he'd need to have hundreds of hours of deprogramming to block his memories and then he'd need to undergo craniofacial reconstruction so no one recognises him. Probably best to throw someone like Ben Mathews into Sydney harbour with some concrete boots on and instruct the plastic surgeon to make Judd look like Ben Mathews so that no one would be any the wiser (well, except maybe his wife and kids). Presto - Judd in the red and white!
Plan B: Tamper with the West Coast eagles Gatorate by dumping four kilograms of a concoction containing ice, ecky-k, coke, heroin, speed, dope, HGH, GBH, Red Bull, etc etc.. Of course, Judd's Gatorade would not be spiked. When the AFL does their drug testing, the whole West Coast club except for Judd will be debarred from future competition for rampant drug addiction (or at least sent to get some sun in California). Judd, being the principled man that he is, would want to get about as far away from the debarcle as possible, which is actually Brisbane. We may need to lace a few Gatorade's in Brissie too, which would of course leave the Swans as the only possible option to move away and make a fresh start away from the lime light.
Plan B: Tamper with the West Coast eagles Gatorate by dumping four kilograms of a concoction containing ice, ecky-k, coke, heroin, speed, dope, HGH, GBH, Red Bull, etc etc.. Of course, Judd's Gatorade would not be spiked. When the AFL does their drug testing, the whole West Coast club except for Judd will be debarred from future competition for rampant drug addiction (or at least sent to get some sun in California). Judd, being the principled man that he is, would want to get about as far away from the debarcle as possible, which is actually Brisbane. We may need to lace a few Gatorade's in Brissie too, which would of course leave the Swans as the only possible option to move away and make a fresh start away from the lime light.

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