If the Swans were a TV show,what would we be?

[swantastic]

Well here's what the so called experts think.

SYDNEY

Ugly Betty. Shocking to watch, but gets results.
Gold Logie:. Brett Kirk grabs the crown from left-footed playmaker and rising star Nick Malceski.
Candidate for boning:. He can sing, he was a first round draft pick in 2002 (at Hawthorn) but can Luke Brennan make it at a second club?
Best New Talent:. The Swans' youngsters tend to only get a small taste of AFL but Tim Schmidt has managed six games and five goals in 2007.
We'd love to poach mid-year:. Cats utility Josh Hunt is in and out of the line-up and would be a perfect fit for the Swans' stifling style.
Jessica Rowe much maligned award:. Big Bad Barry Hall is having an ordinary season but, like Arnie ``he'll be back''.
Potential for ratings glory:. Finalists again but need a huge lift to challenge for the title.

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[NMWBloods]

PORT ADELAIDE

Quizmania. Only worth watching when there's nothing else on.

[bloodboy]

hahaha...they are brilliant

[ScottH]

I woulda thought Sydney would ben more like the $6 Million Dollar man.

"We have the technology. We can rebuild them"

[goswannie14]

I would have said MASH with Ben Mathews as Frank Burns.

[Jewels]

I would have said MASH with Ben Mathews as Frank Burns.

Hahahaha, that has to be funniest post of the year!