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  • smasher
    On the Rookie List
    • Jan 2005
    • 627

    Selection Panel???

    Does anyone know who actually selects our team each week?
  • dendol
    fat-arsed midfielder
    • Oct 2003
    • 1483

    #2
    the leadership group

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    • Jewels
      On the Rookie List
      • Oct 2006
      • 3258

      #3
      They draw names out of a hat

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      • hammo
        Veterans List
        • Jul 2003
        • 5554

        #4
        Originally posted by Jewels
        They draw names out of a hat
        That's true, but there are only 22 names to begin with
        "As everyone knows our style of football is defensive and unattractive, and as such I have completely forgotten how to mark or kick over the years" - Brett Kirk

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        • Matt79
          Bring it on!
          • Sep 2004
          • 3143

          #5
          Mr and Mrs Bevan
          Swannies for life!

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          • timthefish
            Regular in the Side
            • Sep 2003
            • 940

            #6
            ROK Lobster. Then he comes back on here and stirs the pot some more...
            then again, i think it would be worth trying 15-16 players on field so what would i know

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            • Wardy
              The old Boiler!
              • Sep 2003
              • 6676

              #7
              The bloke who writes the stars in the Telegraph - they never make sense, just like our team selections.
              I used to be indecisive, but now I'm not so sure..................
              Chickens drink - but they don't pee!
              AGE IS ONLY IMPORTANT FOR TWO THINGS - WINE & CHEESE!

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              • reigning premier
                Suspended by the MRP
                • Sep 2006
                • 4335

                #8
                They take the number of spanners in a sidchrome spanner set, divide it by the average age of the leadership group (in days), subtract the total number of players that have been drafted by the father-son-rule and then add 14 (In honour of Skilts and Kelly).... From that they get a number.... That number is then dialled on the phone and whomever answers, gets asked to pick random numbers between 1 and 50 (Being the guernsey number of the players), the first 22 being selected... Should the caller pick a number that we don't have a player for, they take the last six numbers selected (23 - 28). Those players are then asked to challenge each other in a best of 7, non-dominate handed rock, paper, scissors for the remaining positions available that weekend.

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                • Wardy
                  The old Boiler!
                  • Sep 2003
                  • 6676

                  #9
                  Originally posted by reigning premier
                  They take the number of spanners in a sidchrome spanner set, divide it by the average age of the leadership group (in days), subtract the total number of players that have been drafted by the father-son-rule and then add 14 (In honour of Skilts and Kelly).... From that they get a number.... That number is then dialled on the phone and whomever answers, gets asked to pick random numbers between 1 and 50 (Being the guernsey number of the players), the first 22 being selected... Should the caller pick a number that we don't have a player for, they take the last six numbers selected (23 - 28). Those players are then asked to challenge each other in a best of 7, non-dominate handed rock, paper, scissors for the remaining positions available that weekend.
                  That sounds feasible.
                  I used to be indecisive, but now I'm not so sure..................
                  Chickens drink - but they don't pee!
                  AGE IS ONLY IMPORTANT FOR TWO THINGS - WINE & CHEESE!

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                  • originalswan
                    On the Rookie List
                    • Aug 2004
                    • 550

                    #10
                    Originally posted by reigning premier
                    They take the number of spanners in a sidchrome spanner set, divide it by the average age of the leadership group (in days), subtract the total number of players that have been drafted by the father-son-rule and then add 14 (In honour of Skilts and Kelly).... From that they get a number.... That number is then dialled on the phone and whomever answers, gets asked to pick random numbers between 1 and 50 (Being the guernsey number of the players), the first 22 being selected... Should the caller pick a number that we don't have a player for, they take the last six numbers selected (23 - 28). Those players are then asked to challenge each other in a best of 7, non-dominate handed rock, paper, scissors for the remaining positions available that weekend.

                    No wonder Moore can't get a game - with all his thumb problems he's had how can he even enter the hand, scissor, paper and rock qualifiers?

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