Malthouse says: recreational drugs may well be performance enhancing.

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  • Sanecow
    Suspended by the MRP
    • Mar 2003
    • 6917

    Malthouse says: recreational drugs may well be performance enhancing.

    In his weekly newspaper column, Malthouse wrote that he was becoming "increasingly suspicious" about whether some illicit substance might help players' on-field performance.

    ...

    "Just look at the drugs that (some) in the general community unfortunately have been involved with.

    "You just read the chemical makeup of those and see what effect it has on the body - you can't tell me it's not performance-enhancing."
    Source

    So much for the dud line of "illicit drugs are a police problem and the AFL should ignore it".
  • AnnieH
    RWOs Black Sheep
    • Aug 2006
    • 11332

    #2
    Performance enhancing indeed.
    Give them a joint and see how their performance is enhanced.
    More likely they'll be lying on the grass looking at the clouds, ala the old guys in Crackerjack!!
    Wild speculation, unsubstantiated rumours, silly jokes and opposition delight in another's failures is what makes an internet forum fun.
    Blessed are the cracked for they are the ones who let in the light.

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    • BeeEmmAre
      Commentary Team Captain
      • Aug 2005
      • 2509

      #3
      Originally posted by Annie Haddad
      Performance enhancing indeed.
      Give them a joint and see how their performance is enhanced.
      More likely they'll be lying on the grass looking at the clouds, ala the old guys in Crackerjack!!
      I agree with MM (for the second time ever).
      If you're stoned I'd reckon you'd probably not feel pain and be able to play through it.
      Just ask the Drug Lab on the other side of the country.
      "It's up to the rest of the players in the room to make a new batch of premiership players next year," Adam Goodes, triple Bob Skilton Medallist, October 7, 2011.

      YOU BETCHA!!!!!!

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      • NMWBloods
        Taking Refuge!!
        • Jan 2003
        • 15819

        #4
        Being stoned would impair both your decision making and your motor skills.
        Captain Logic is not steering this tugboat.

        "[T]here are things that matter more and he's reading and thinking about them: heaven, reincarnation. Life and death are the only things that are truly a matter of life and death. Not football."

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        • AnnieH
          RWOs Black Sheep
          • Aug 2006
          • 11332

          #5
          Originally posted by NMWBloods
          Being stoned would impair both your decision making and your motor skills.
          Exactly.

          How many of our players do you reckon play stoned?
          Wild speculation, unsubstantiated rumours, silly jokes and opposition delight in another's failures is what makes an internet forum fun.
          Blessed are the cracked for they are the ones who let in the light.

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          • AnnieH
            RWOs Black Sheep
            • Aug 2006
            • 11332

            #6
            Originally posted by BeeEmmAre
            I agree with MM (for the second time ever).
            If you're stoned I'd reckon you'd probably not feel pain and be able to play through it.
            Just ask the Drug Lab on the other side of the country.
            When you're stoned, you still feel pain BMR. You just don't care about it as much.
            Wild speculation, unsubstantiated rumours, silly jokes and opposition delight in another's failures is what makes an internet forum fun.
            Blessed are the cracked for they are the ones who let in the light.

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            • Sanecow
              Suspended by the MRP
              • Mar 2003
              • 6917

              #7
              I don't know where you guys live, but "illicit drugs" doesn't just mean marijuana.

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              • goswannie14
                Leadership Group
                • Sep 2005
                • 11166

                #8
                Aren't pain killers performance enhancing too? If somewone has to have pain killers to be able to play then that is enhancing their performance, because without them they wouldn't be playing.

                If you want to be pedantic even hay fever or ventolin medication could be seen as performance enhancing.

                It's all a matter of what you define as performance enhancing.
                Does God believe in Atheists?

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                • Sanecow
                  Suspended by the MRP
                  • Mar 2003
                  • 6917

                  #9
                  And also, here's an interesting list of "Chronic Conditions Treated With Cannabis Encountered Between 1990-2005"

                  Source

                  Linked from a survey of conditions reported by medical cannabis specailist Dr. Tod Mikuriya

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                  • NMWBloods
                    Taking Refuge!!
                    • Jan 2003
                    • 15819

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Annie Haddad
                    Exactly.

                    How many of our players do you reckon play stoned?
                    Didn't you say in the other thread that recreational drugs were performance enhancing.
                    Captain Logic is not steering this tugboat.

                    "[T]here are things that matter more and he's reading and thinking about them: heaven, reincarnation. Life and death are the only things that are truly a matter of life and death. Not football."

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                    • Sanecow
                      Suspended by the MRP
                      • Mar 2003
                      • 6917

                      #11
                      Originally posted by goswannie14
                      If you want to be pedantic even hay fever or ventolin medication could be seen as performance enhancing.
                      Ventolin is listed as prohibited on the asada web site.
                      Last edited by Sanecow; 30 August 2007, 05:25 PM.

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                      • Layby
                        Suspended by the MRP
                        • May 2006
                        • 1803

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Sanecow
                        Ventolin is listed as prohibited on the asada web site.
                        What !

                        Next you will be telling me things you find in your mums handbag are illegal.

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                        • liz
                          Veteran
                          Site Admin
                          • Jan 2003
                          • 16786

                          #13
                          My understanding of the AFL drug code is that it treats "recreational" drugs as potentially short-term performance enhancing. That is, if you test positive for "recreational" drugs on game day, the sanctions are the same as if you test positive for those deemed to be "performance enhancing". I am not sure what their status is if you test positive midweek but during the season.

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                          • Ruda Wakening
                            Survived The Meltdown
                            • Aug 2003
                            • 1519

                            #14
                            Originally posted by liz
                            I am not sure what their status is if you test positive midweek but during the season.
                            Basically it's viewed as being out of competition.
                            Sit down or i swear to God i'll have you shot.

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                            • cruiser
                              What the frack!
                              • Jul 2004
                              • 6114

                              #15
                              Crystal meth is definitely performance enhancing.
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