Wing nut trades conspiracy theory

[Sanecow]

What is the motivation for spreading rumours of wing-nut trades involving the Swans?

Perhaps there are some journalists and player agents that are taking the opportunity that trade week represents to spread some FUD to take Paul Roos down a peg or two on behalf of some players?

Think about it: Amon Buchanan is mysteriously dropped for the finals despite being a much more obvious selection than some who made the cut; Jude Bolton is Trinny to his Susannah. Jude Bolton is no longer "Best Clubman". They have an axe to grind.

A couple of well aimed questions, a quote or two out of context and suddenly Roos is a nutbar offloading Premiership players for the chewing gum on RP's desk.

Are things not as cosy as they should be with the clique at Premiership Credits High?

[SimonH]

I presume the lack of responses reflects the general view that it's not polite to interrupt a bizarre monologue sprinkled with rhetorical questions. Do go on.

[Wazza]

I presume the lack of responses reflects the general view that it's not polite to interrupt a bizarre monologue sprinkled with rhetorical questions. Do go on.

Yeah what he said

[Bas]

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Think about it: Amon Buchanan is mysteriously dropped for the finals despite being a much more obvious selection than some who made the cut; Jude Bolton is Trinny to his Susannah.
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Hung on have I got this right? One is thin and flat chested whilst the other is dumpy with cleavage? Hmmmmm.......

Does he mean, put another way, Jude Bolten is Paris to his Nicole?

Several more beers for me before I work this one out.

[Sanecow]

Silence == wholehearted agreement.

[Sanecow]

Don't derail the thread, please.

Buchanan and Bolton have had their wrists slapped (too much time wasted on Jon Pumper: "All the other boys at footy have been hassling us, as we had been talking about it for so long") and they've responded by stirring the pot.

It's going to be an interesting year.