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  • Legs Akimbo
    Grand Poobah
    • Apr 2005
    • 2809

    #16
    Swans have reportedly drafted Aleksei Sviatoslavov a 283cm Ukranian volleyball player. Seems a likely type but will take a few years to learn the game and pass citzenship character test.
    He had observed that people who did lie were, on the whole, more resourceful and ambitious and successful than people who did not lie.

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    • Wardy
      The old Boiler!
      • Sep 2003
      • 6676

      #17
      Originally posted by Legs Akimbo
      Swans have reportedly drafted Aleksei Sviatoslavov a 283cm Ukranian volleyball player. Seems a likely type but will take a few years to learn the game and pass citzenship character test.
      I've heard he's got potential, but has a penchant for anything that contains cabbage and vodka, so you dont want to be down wind off him at any time. - but he will be handy and ready to come into the ruck just as Spider goes off and milks cows in New Zealand.
      I used to be indecisive, but now I'm not so sure..................
      Chickens drink - but they don't pee!
      AGE IS ONLY IMPORTANT FOR TWO THINGS - WINE & CHEESE!

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      • stellation
        scott names the planets
        • Sep 2003
        • 9721

        #18
        The boys were out running around lake (side? opposite the SCG, I can't remember which it is) oval today in the rain. Poor things.
        I knew him as a gentle young man, I cannot say for sure the reasons for his decline
        We watched him fade before our very eyes, and years before his time

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        • Wardy
          The old Boiler!
          • Sep 2003
          • 6676

          #19
          Originally posted by stellation
          The boys were out running around lake (side? opposite the SCG, I can't remember which it is) oval today in the rain. Poor things.
          I hope they have the big jar of vicks at the ready - they dont want nasty chest colds.
          I used to be indecisive, but now I'm not so sure..................
          Chickens drink - but they don't pee!
          AGE IS ONLY IMPORTANT FOR TWO THINGS - WINE & CHEESE!

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          • Xie Shan
            Senior Player
            • Jan 2003
            • 2929

            #20
            Originally posted by stellation
            The boys were out running around lake (side? opposite the SCG, I can't remember which it is) oval today in the rain. Poor things.
            Hope it improves their wet weather skills...

            Sorry, it had to be said.

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            • liz
              Veteran
              Site Admin
              • Jan 2003
              • 16778

              #21
              Originally posted by stellation
              The boys were out running around lake (side? opposite the SCG, I can't remember which it is) oval today in the rain. Poor things.

              At what time?

              They are normally out on the oval training as my bus drives past sometime between 8.30 and 9am but were conspicuous by their absence today. I presumed they felt their wet weather skills didn't need any work...

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              • stellation
                scott names the planets
                • Sep 2003
                • 9721

                #22
                Originally posted by liz
                At what time?

                They are normally out on the oval training as my bus drives past sometime between 8.30 and 9am but were conspicuous by their absence today. I presumed they felt their wet weather skills didn't need any work...
                Around 11am, it did look like they were taking the opportunity for a wet weather skills session.
                I knew him as a gentle young man, I cannot say for sure the reasons for his decline
                We watched him fade before our very eyes, and years before his time

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                • ugg
                  Can you feel it?
                  Site Admin
                  • Jan 2003
                  • 15971

                  #23
                  Our wet weather game plan == Our dry weather game plan.

                  Hey hey it's February! Almost there...
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                  • Bob Neil
                    Opportunistic Join Date
                    • Sep 2005
                    • 313

                    #24
                    I'm a bowler and I know it's not over until the overs over.

                    Over to you.

                    Originally posted by Robbo
                    I play cricket, still a few games left so I'm not over it.

                    I'm over watching it on TV though.

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                    • goswannie14
                      Leadership Group
                      • Sep 2005
                      • 11166

                      #25
                      Originally posted by ugg
                      Our wet weather game plan == Our dry weather game plan.

                      Hey hey it's February! Almost there...
                      If this drought keeps up, and the Swans don't develop a wet weather game plan, then they may as well relocate back to Melbourne.
                      Does God believe in Atheists?

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                      • ROK Lobster
                        RWO Life Member
                        • Aug 2004
                        • 8658

                        #26
                        Originally posted by stellation
                        Around 11am, it did look like they were taking the opportunity for a wet weather skills session.
                        Conditions should suit Legs' new recruit. I heard Roos comment that he thought he'd found an ideal in-and-underer to replace Kirk in the next few years in the big European.

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                        • Xie Shan
                          Senior Player
                          • Jan 2003
                          • 2929

                          #27
                          Originally posted by ROK Lobster
                          Conditions should suit Legs' new recruit. I heard Roos comment that he thought he'd found an ideal in-and-underer to replace Kirk in the next few years in the big European.
                          Well, maybe if we cut his legs off at the knees...

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                          • stellation
                            scott names the planets
                            • Sep 2003
                            • 9721

                            #28
                            Originally posted by ROK Lobster
                            Conditions should suit Legs' new recruit. I heard Roos comment that he thought he'd found an ideal in-and-underer to replace Kirk in the next few years in the big European.
                            Could it get any sadder than a seemingly grown man excitedly sending out text messages about seeing Nick Davis? I could have been sending them because I was excited about seeing Brett Kirk! I wasn't! !
                            I knew him as a gentle young man, I cannot say for sure the reasons for his decline
                            We watched him fade before our very eyes, and years before his time

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                            • swantastic
                              Veterans List
                              • Jan 2006
                              • 7275

                              #29
                              Originally posted by stellation
                              The boys were out running around lake (side? opposite the SCG, I can't remember which it is) oval today in the rain. Poor things.
                              Its a winter sport i reckon their used to it.
                              Now this is a thread that i would expect on the ego -centric, wank session that is redandwhiteonline.com...

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                              • bedford
                                forward coach
                                • Nov 2007
                                • 362

                                #30
                                Originally posted by goswannie14
                                If this drought keeps up, and the Swans don't develop a wet weather game plan, then they may as well relocate back to Melbourne.
                                that would be good

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