Membership

[Big Al]

I guess that's what instructions are for!!

What's this "Instructions" you speak of.

[ScottH]

What's this "Instructions" you speak of.

Instructions for a lanyard. Life is getting complicated these days.

[is2SWaNz]

Instructions for a lanyard. Life is getting complicated these days.

there are instructions for using the lanyard? Wow, thats a first...

[Zlatorog]

there are instructions for using the lanyard? Wow, thats a first...

Of course, they suddenly realised what the average IQ of Sydney Swans supporter is...

[Cher]

N.B ATTACHING YOUR MEMBERSHIP CARD TO YOUR LANYARD
"In an attempt to make your entry into the grounds as convenient and efficient as possible we have producted a membership card that clips directly onto your lanyard.
To clip your membership card onto your lanyard simply push the slotted end of your card into the lanyard clip. (Be sure to have the picture side of your card and the text side of your lanyard facing upwards.)
Please be aware if you would prefer to keep your membership card in your wallet or purse then DO NOT attach the lanyard to the card (once the lanyard and card are attached - they are not designed to be separated and doing so could damage your membership card)."

[satchmopugdog]

I find it is easier to just wear the lanyard with nothing on it flopping around my neck catching any breeze created by my fast walking. I class it as a fashion statement. Even sleep with it on.

A true fan.

[BigD]

I haven't got mine yet. I guess the south of the border fans are "more important" than those of us who actually live in Sydney and attend most of the games.

[j s]

I haven't got mine yet. I guess the south of the border fans are "more important" than those of us who actually live in Sydney and attend most of the games.

More likely it's a less complicated task - smaller numbers, no reserved seats, etc

[BigD]

More likely it's a less complicated task - smaller numbers, no reserved seats, etc

Yeah. I'll buy that.

[Bas]

N.B ATTACHING YOUR MEMBERSHIP CARD TO YOUR LANYARD
"In an attempt to make your entry into the grounds as convenient and efficient as possible we have producted a membership card that clips directly onto your lanyard.
To clip your membership card onto your lanyard simply push the slotted end of your card into the lanyard clip. (Be sure to have the picture side of your card and the text side of your lanyard facing upwards.)
Please be aware if you would prefer to keep your membership card in your wallet or purse then DO NOT attach the lanyard to the card (once the lanyard and card are attached - they are not designed to be separated and doing so could damage your membership card)."

I'm glad they "producted" it for us. I'm keeping mine in my purse. What is the wanky thing about lanyards anyway? I'm a nobody VIP because I have a lanyard round my neck!

It's staying in my purse!! I might take a photo of my hairy legs and put that in the lanyard instead.....Good Idea!

Is there any prize for the first lost membership/lanyard combo?

As a full AFL member (stick that up your lanyard!) with Swans supporter, I don't get my Swans membership component till about a week before the season starts. Just have to wait for that lanyard a bit longer.

[JF_Bay22_SCG]

Just use your muscles and make sure the picture is on the same side as the text on the Lanyard, in otherwise follow the instructions in the letter.

Guess who stuffed up & will have a back-to-front lanyard attached to my members for all on season 2008?

Bloody things, I swear!

[anne]

I threw the lanyards out.

[swansrule100]

Guess who stuffed up & will have a back-to-front lanyard attached to my members for all on season 2008?

Bloody things, I swear!

i clipped mine on and decided it was stupid and unclipped it

u just gotta be careful taking it off

[Jeffers1984]

Got my membership today (Sydney).

[is2SWaNz]

Just got mine yesterday. Let's just say my card was scratched...