The Wiz to the rescue.

[TheHood]

I'd have the Swanettes back in a heartbeat

It's tough when you get dumped by 20 bouncy fake tans late afternoon, the final round of the season and you're wallet's empty.

Promise me you won't go back to the sauce. The answer isn't in the bottom of a J&B.

It's closer to half way, just before you start that engaging slur of words. When english is the second language.

[connolly]

I would pass on the Swanettes. They must be 60 years old by now.

Yep they are performing under the name of the Slapperettes

[cruiser]

I'd have the Swanettes back in a heartbeat

What about the Swantits?

[BSA5]

Dead set legend.....

BTW, Those of you that don't realise that this guys is taking the piss. have far more problems than Capper does.

Exactly my thoughts. I was talking to my cousin, who had a long conversation with him one night at a club he was DJing at (my cousin, not Capper!), and apparently the guy is really @@@@ing smart and funny. He is taking the piss pretty much every waking second. And the best part is, he's right. OK, maybe we don't need HIS kind of showmanship, but we do need a bit of razzle dazzle. Nothing pretentious, but something that the crowd can relate to, and can rely upon to make each game that little bit more wholly entertaining. Kennelly's shoulder tricks are OK, but probably not all that good in the long run!

[Industrial Fan]

we do need a bit of razzle dazzle. Nothing pretentious, but something that the crowd can relate to, and can rely upon to make each game that little bit more wholly entertaining.

When it comes to razzle dazzle, we've always got BLT.

[Lucky Knickers]

He was a great player who did a lot to cement the swans into the hearts and minds of fans in Sydney during the 80s. Unfortunately he doesn't get the acknowledgement from the football community. Love the bloke. Everytime he opens his mouth someone writes about it. As the swans struggle for press he gets them back in. When non-AFL followers in Sydney think of the swans they think of Capper. Everyone remembers him. We need to embrace him more.
I don't really think the club or people are embarassed of Capper. He is what he is. Still a dead set sort.
Roos actually models his media work on the great man.

[goswannie14]

I don't really think the club or people are embarassed of Capper. He is what he is. Still a dead set tool.

I never thought I would see you say that LK!

[connolly]

OK, maybe we don't need HIS kind of showmanship, but we do need a bit of razzle dazzle. Nothing pretentious, but something that the crowd can relate to, and can rely upon to make each game that little bit more wholly entertaining.

Bevo. The double tackles, marking running into packs, head stitches, burying blokes into the turf. Its all there. Blonde to boot. More sparkle than than a Mardi Gras trannies togs FFS.