Carey nude spa party

[NMWBloods]

I reckon this thread will have the best subject header for the year, and we're only into February!!

[robbieando]

You people have to ask yourselves one question - Why did it take this family 1 month to go to the people??? No doubt they were trying to get money out of Carey and when he refused to give them the money they went to the club and then the papers.

Just one big beat up. Just people trying to make a quick buck knowing the media and most people are dumb enough to believe their crap.

This whole story is a big waste of time.

[Norris Lurker]

Originally posted by Diego
Actually I am glad Sydney dropped out of the race for him.

Too right. It would have been a disaster for the Swans, and would have been terrible for the image of the game up here.
Whether the story is true or not, it's very damaging.

[Diego]

Originally posted by NMWBloods
I reckon this thread will have the best subject header for the year, and we're only into February!!

It does have a very Bar&Grill thread sound to it.

"Theres a party in Waynes spa and everyones invited!"

[Destructive]

Originally posted by swansrock4eva
That kinda says it all doesn't it. Sally's a brunette, obviously not what Wayne really likes... she'll see it eventually

Any fella would LOVE Sally Carey! Wayne's just an idiot.

[Grant]

Exactly Destructive.She is very attractive and could have nearly any guy she wanted,why persist with this imbercile(?)he obviously doesn't care or respect her feelings at all.Would love to hear what actually was happening in that photo of him with the girl,must be something there or it would have been released.

[CureTheSane]

I like Ch10's title for the news item.....

Carey In Hot water Again

[TheHood]

CTS, how about this one?

"The Duck boils in hot-tub!"

or

"Duck's pants fly south for the winter AGAIN"

or

"Carey, a headline sub-editor's wet dream"

[SWANSBEST]

On Foxsports tonight it is mentioned that Carey and his wife Sally are threatning to sue over the various allegations. Unfortunately the the article does not nominate potential canditates. THE MEDIA COULD BE UNDER THE PUMP AND MAYBE THE GIRL LAUREN WHO ALLEGES THAT SHE SAW CAREY WITHOUT HIS PANTS ON. No doubt more episodes will follow.

[CureTheSane]

carey made himself an easy target, but I actually think that he is a lot more innocent in all of this that I first thought (not that I really cared all that much in the first place).

Can't wait for the Stevens/Carey duel when Adelaide play the Kangas

[Norris Lurker]

I had this emailed to me today, from http://www.thebladder.com.au :

Wayne Carey in heroic water rescue
by STAFF REPORTERS

Adelaide star Wayne Carey was being lauded tonight after reportedly risking his life to save a woman from almost certain drowning.
Details of the rescue are sketchy because the modest Crow key position player has refused to comment to the media about his heroics, but it would appear that the former North skipper showed a complete lack of concern for his own safety as he dived fully clothed into a bubbling spa to drag the girl to safety.
It is believed that Carey was attending a Bible class at Adelaide?s Stamford Grand Hotel when he heard cries for help from the eighth floor of the hotel.
?Wayne just charged into the room, tearing off his shoes, saying: ?I?m coming! I?m coming!?? said a witness. With fierce bubbles, poor visibility because of steam, and the thrashing limbs and moaning of the endangered girl, it is believed that it took Carey more than half an hour of grappling to rescue the girl, with the Crow star forced to administer mouth-to-mouth resuscitation repeatedly during the incident.
?Thank God Wayne was there,? a relative of the saved woman told The Bladder. ?Who knows what might have happened if the burly, heroic Roo turned Crow hadn?t been prepared to put his body on the line.?
Carey is believed to have later told friends that he only wished that there had been a vertical pole in the spa, so that the drowning girl could have clung to it, maybe sliding up and down, until he was able to reach her. He also wished that funky music had been playing, to stop her panicking.
Carey has been typically humble about the whole incident, refusing to comment and asking that nobody tell his wife, Sally, because he wouldn?t want to worry her that he might have been in danger.
He also asked for a camera that apparently contained photos of the rescue, as he didn?t want public acknowledgement of his bravery.
Meanwhile, Crows officials have denied the entire incident ever happened. ?Look, while it?s true that we offered footy tickets and a free night in a bed and breakfast to a man in return for the camera that was taken from him, containing photos of Wayne in the spa, we completely deny that that camera exists or that Wayne was at the hotel or that there is a spa in the room or that there even was a girl or that we plan to play AFL football this year or that we?re based in South Australia or that Wayne will be playing for the Crows this year or that we have anything to hide.?
The South Australian police have confirmed they are looking into the incident, with a view to presenting Carey with a Bravery Award.

[Grant]

yeah i got that today also,i love it.

[vagary]

saw this in the smh today

Bring it in tight. I've got the drum from Adelaide. Sent to me by a mole in the deep south, bounced straight off the net. Wayne Carey and Mark Bickley are enjoying a lunch at a fancy West Lakes restaurant, see. The waitress approaches their table to take their order. She is young and very attractive. She asks Bickley what he wants, and he replies, "I'll have the heart-healthy salad."

"Very good, sir ," she replies. Turning to Carey she asks, "And what do you want, Wayne?"

Carey answers, "How about a quickie?"

Taken aback, the waitress slaps him and says: "I'm shocked and disappointed in you. I thought you were on the straight and narrow and committed to high principles and morality, not like last year. I'm sorry you have joined the Crows." With that, the waitress departed in a huff.

In the stunned silence that follows, Bickley leans over to Carey, and says, "Actually, Wayne, I believe that's pronounced 'quiche'."

http://www.smh.com.au/articles/2003/02/07/1044579937064.html

[Cheer Cheer]

hehehe - funny stuff

[Grant]

Wayne Carey's book of kids Nursery Rhimes.....

Spa spa blacksheep,
Have you had a pull?
No sir! No sir!
My nutsack's full,
One for the missus,
One for my mate's,
And one for the little girl,
In the hot tub she waits.

Three blind mates,
Three blind mates,
See how they run,
See how they run,
They all ran after the camerachick
Who got a shot of Wayne's naughty dick,
Did you ever see roomservice move so quick,
As three blind mates.

Carey had a little lamb,
Her fleece was white as dope,
Wayne bent her over in the spa,
It seems they'd dropped the soap.

She followed him to his room one day,
It was against the rules,
The Crows gave up their first draft pick for him,
They certainly ain't nobody's fools!


Ding dong dar,
There's pussy in the spa,
Who put it in?
Wayne with a grin!
Who pulled it out?
Wayne with a shout!
What a naughty boy was he,
Cheating on poor Sally,
Maybe it's just the beer we hear,
Guess we better read New Idea.


Little Wayne's Horner,
Spat in the corner,
Of the hotel spa,
To put in his thumb,
Was very very dumb,
Yet still thinks what a good boy am I!

And many many more.
All for the one low price of a couple of draft picks.