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  • Legs Akimbo
    Grand Poobah
    • Apr 2005
    • 2809

    Pre-match Entertainment

    Was pretty bad. People swinging around with poles up their arses in some sort of bizarre testament to 'Vlad the Impaler' while Powderfinger pay homage to ACDC. Then the Premiership cup arrives sliding down a rope with sparklers tied to it.

    I was fervently hoping something would go wrong so that I could at least guffaw, but alas was just left with my mouth hanging open. Back to the fridge for another beer.
    He had observed that people who did lie were, on the whole, more resourceful and ambitious and successful than people who did not lie.
  • BLT
    Razzle Dazzle
    • Aug 2006
    • 230

    #2
    i really didn't get the poles up bums thing...
    BLT. BOG.

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    • Mel_C
      Veterans List
      • Jan 2003
      • 4470

      #3
      I have been to every Grand Final since 1996 and this is the worst pre-match entertainment that I have seen.

      Does anyone know who the girls were that were singing on top of the scroreboard?

      They really should just stick to bands playing in the middle of the ground. The best part was Powderfinger.

      Also it would have been nice if they had names on the cars for the retiring players...being high up I couldn't see which one was Mathews!

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      • j s
        Think positive!
        • Jan 2003
        • 3303

        #4
        Originally posted by Mel_C
        Does anyone know who the girls were that were singing on top of the scroreboard?
        The "Wolfgramm Sisters" - I only know because they also sang on the "Marngrook Footy Show" and it was mentioned they would also be at the "G".

        Incidentally the MGFS had appearances from Derek Kickett, Robbie Ahmat (looking very smooth), Troy Cook, O'Loughlin & Goodes (plus many other indigenous players from other clubs). MOL got runner-up in the Indigenous Mark of the Year.

        Originally posted by Mel_C
        I couldn't see which one was Mathews!
        The one moving the slowest!!

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        • Rowdy#8
          Pushing for Selection
          • Jul 2004
          • 77

          #5
          Originally posted by Mel_C
          Also it would have been nice if they had names on the cars for the retiring players...being high up I couldn't see which one was Mathews!
          How come Spida didn't get a gig in the retirees car convoy ?

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          • Jeffers1984
            Veterans List
            • Jan 2003
            • 4564

            #6
            Originally posted by Rowdy#8
            How come Spida didn't get a gig in the retirees car convoy ?
            Probably because of all the ridicule he would of received from the Dawks supporters i reckon.
            Official Driver Of The "Who Gives A @@@@ As The Player Will Get Delisted Anyway" Bandwagon.

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            • AussieAnge
              On the Rookie List
              • Sep 2003
              • 1057

              #7
              Originally posted by j s
              The one moving the slowest!!
              Wouldn't that be the one that's going sideways or backwards...any way but forward?

              FWIW I reckon they should do away with the pre-match entertainment and bring back the other (VFL?) finals such as the under 18s etc. I didn't take any notice of the entertainment at the '05 or '06 GFs
              Bring it on!

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              • JF_Bay22_SCG
                expat Sydneysider
                • Jan 2003
                • 3978

                #8
                Originally posted by Mel_C
                I have been to every Grand Final since 1996 and this is the worst pre-match entertainment that I have seen.

                Does anyone know who the girls were that were singing on top of the scoreboard?

                They really should just stick to bands playing in the middle of the ground. The best part was Powderfinger.

                Also it would have been nice if they had names on the cars for the retiring players...being high up I couldn't see which one was Mathews!
                Worse than Kath & Kim in 2004 & Dame Edna in 2005? Nowhere near as cringeworthy as that. I recall being decidedly as an AFL fan in Sydney getting SMSs from NRL fans fans giving me @@@@ about our "GAYFL pre-match entertainment living up to its name"

                Does anyone really need pre-match entertainment anyway? Isn't that just to placate the noobs & NARF corporate who want something to titter over whilst sampling hors d'oeuvres and champers.

                JF
                PS:- Watch the NRL's on Sunday. They generally do a great job at pre-matches. No camp performers mincing around, but real watchable stuff like bands fireworks etc etc
                "Never ever ever state that Sydney is gone.They are like cockroaches in the aftermath of a nuclear war"
                (Forum poster 'Change', Big Footy 04Apr09)

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                • 573v30
                  On the bandwagon...
                  • Sep 2005
                  • 5017

                  #9
                  To restore any credibility, the AFL has to bring back the Batmobile.
                  I only support one team: The SYDNEY SWANS!!!!! :adore

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                  • floppinab
                    Senior Player
                    • Jan 2003
                    • 1681

                    #10
                    Originally posted by JF_Bay22_SCG
                    PS:- Watch the NRL's on Sunday. They generally do a great job at pre-matches. No camp performers mincing around, but real watchable stuff like bands fireworks etc etc
                    They've had the advantage of being at night for a while though. It makes a big difference being able to have it in that sort of setting. Given that with the NRL game starting @ 5pm this year it'll be interesting to see how it looks. That said Nine's coverage to Melb. only starts @ 4.30pm so you won't see too much of it.

                    EDIT: And just looking at Sydneys coverage they are squeezing in the News @ 4 - 4.30pm so I don't know how much we'll see of it either.

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                    • JF_Bay22_SCG
                      expat Sydneysider
                      • Jan 2003
                      • 3978

                      #11
                      Talking of all things pre-game, did anyone see Geelong's Grand Final banner on Saturday? It would have to rate as one of the WORST GF banners I have EVER seen, if not the worst. Maybe Geelong's Cheer Squad thought their players were too good to have a decent banner on the biggest day of the year. I swear it looked like a normal banners you'd see every Saturday. No decent lettering pictures or artwork or anything.

                      PATHETIC GEELONG CHEER SQUAD!!! :thumbsd:

                      JF
                      "Never ever ever state that Sydney is gone.They are like cockroaches in the aftermath of a nuclear war"
                      (Forum poster 'Change', Big Footy 04Apr09)

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                      • AussieAnge
                        On the Rookie List
                        • Sep 2003
                        • 1057

                        #12
                        Originally posted by JF_Bay22_SCG
                        PS:- Watch the NRL's on Sunday. They generally do a great job at pre-matches. No camp performers mincing around, but real watchable stuff like bands fireworks etc etc
                        Wasn't it a couple of years ago when the NRL had a big name old rocker (sorry dementia setting in and ca't remember who) arriving in the hovercraft and it all went pear-shaped as the craft failed to hover and the sound went kapput? That was the best pre-match entertainment I've seen in a long time.
                        Bring it on!

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                        • JF_Bay22_SCG
                          expat Sydneysider
                          • Jan 2003
                          • 3978

                          #13
                          As with most things, South Australians do it best!

                          Adelaide leading the way in Australia Grand Final pre-match culture!



                          Fast forward to 1.45 for chicken suits, the Birdy dance and the most unenthusiastic and out of time child performers ever. Then at about 4.45 the tone changes entirely and the marching band starts playing porn music as a cavalcade of scantily clad tarts enter the arena.

                          Come on Crows/Port, bring back the glory days of Football Park!

                          JF
                          Last edited by JF_Bay22_SCG; 30 September 2008, 06:50 PM.
                          "Never ever ever state that Sydney is gone.They are like cockroaches in the aftermath of a nuclear war"
                          (Forum poster 'Change', Big Footy 04Apr09)

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                          • floppinab
                            Senior Player
                            • Jan 2003
                            • 1681

                            #14
                            Originally posted by JF_Bay22_SCG
                            As with most things, South Australians do it best!

                            Adelaide leading the way in Australia Grand Final pre-match culture!

                            YouTube - 1990 SANFL grand final half time entertainment

                            JF
                            Yes JF we can do it with the best. Was at that game too but for some reason can't recall the Half Time Entertainment too well.

                            Notice in the related vids section on UT had Jackie Love singing pregame in '83. THAT one I do remember!!!! And I was only about 13 or 14 at the time!

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