Thank You from Hawthorn Football Club

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  • ScottH
    It's Goodes to cheer!!
    • Sep 2003
    • 23665

    Thank You from Hawthorn Football Club

    This is to thank all those selfless contributors to Hawthorn's
    premiership success that didn't get a mention in the acceptance
    speeches.

    To the Richmond football club, we thank you. Not only did your shameful
    tanking in 2004 prevent our ordinary Schwab-led side from the indignity
    of a wooden spoon, but your swift action in appointing Terry Wallace
    would bare further dividends in the drafts to come. Congratulations on
    achieving your goal and being the best team outside the eight this
    season.

    To Terry Wallace and Greg Miller for overlooking the talented players in
    the 2004 draft. With over 180 goals between them, our two 21 year old
    key forwards have proven that you can't succeed without a dominant
    forward structure.

    To Dean Laidley and the Kangaroos football club. We thank you for
    accepting our gifts of Nathan Thompson and Jonathan Hay and for granting
    us young premiership stars Grant Birchall and Jordan Lewis.

    To the Fremantle football club. We thank you for gifting us our
    premiership captain and north smith medallist with your farcical trading
    in 2001. And we thank you for returning Croad to us at a basement price
    two years later.
    Your role in this premiership will not be forgotton.

    To the Melbourne football club and their heartless members. We thank you
    for your determined efforts to merge with us some 12 years ago. Without
    that scare, we would not be the financial powerhouse we are today. You
    never got that merger your collective hearts desired, but your role in
    putting together the most advanced football department in the land is
    eternally appreciated.

    To the Geelong football club and Messrs Taylor, Mooney and Chapman. We
    thank you for defecating your footy shorts as the Hawthorn juggernaut
    closed in. We congratulate you on stealing a cheap flag a year before
    the Hawks were ready and offer our commiserations to those responsible
    for your laundry this weekend.

    We must also acknowledge Geelong and their individual brilliance. Thank
    you for being a team of individuals. Congratulations on your dominance
    of the All Australian side and bad luck to Gary for missing out on the
    Brownlow and Norm Smith. It was enough to make a grown man cry.

    To the Collingwood football club, we thank you. Sure, you're no good but
    we thank you for exposing Geelong's soft underbelly. Hit them hard, hit
    them often and watch them fall to bits.

    To the St Kilda football club, we thank you for Brent Guerra. We
    apologise for taking your single tough player and realise this was
    telling in a preliminary final. In true Michael Rix and Nick Stone
    fashion, please accept our humble offering of Zac Dawson in appreciation
    for your efforts.

    Thank you to Brisbane for holding onto Leigh Matthews for the right
    amount of time, preventing the temptation of us taking him as coach
    instead of Clarkson. It would have been awesome to have Lethal as coach,
    but I don't think he would have been able to do the wonders with our
    list that Clarko did.

    Thank you to West Coast and Fremantle for failing to effectively keep
    Buddy Franklin hidden from public view so you they could steal him with
    their first picks.

    And of course thank you to Carlton, Richmond, West Coast, Melbourne,
    Western Bulldogs, Essendon, Fremantle, Brisbane, Adelaide and Sydney for
    overlooking Cyril Rioli in last year's draft, for that, we are eternally
    grateful. Good luck to them and their stat magnet midfielders. May their
    pointless 30 possession games forever see them watching on as Cyril
    Rioli wins Hawthorn premierships with 10 of the greatest touches ever in
    football.

    We must also thank the media for overlooking our injuries throughout the
    year. We knew we only lost to the Bulldogs because of injuries and were
    accused of making excuses. Fools suggested our challenging Geelong in
    round
    17 should be discounted as Ablett, Ling and Milburn did not play.
    Instead, the result should have been discounted as Dew, Young and
    Crawford didn't play - all dominated on grand final day. Hell, even with
    a stack of injuries we were too strong on the biggest stage.

    That is all
  • ScottH
    It's Goodes to cheer!!
    • Sep 2003
    • 23665

    #2
    Surprised there was no mention of offloading Spida.

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    • dimelb
      pr. dim-melb; m not f
      • Jun 2003
      • 6889

      #3
      Originally posted by ScottH
      Surprised there was no mention of offloading Spida.
      And their timing in so doing.
      He reminds him of the guys, close-set, slow, and never rattled, who were play-makers on the team. (John Updike, seeing Josh Kennedy in a crystal ball)

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      • ScottH
        It's Goodes to cheer!!
        • Sep 2003
        • 23665

        #4
        Originally posted by dimelb
        And their timing in so doing.
        Spida = #33 = Jarryd Morton.

        Not a premiership player, but scored a rising star nomination, and will probably be a decent player for the Hawks.

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        • NMWBloods
          Taking Refuge!!
          • Jan 2003
          • 15819

          #5
          This is why I hated Hawthorn winning!
          Captain Logic is not steering this tugboat.

          "[T]here are things that matter more and he's reading and thinking about them: heaven, reincarnation. Life and death are the only things that are truly a matter of life and death. Not football."

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          • Plugger46
            Senior Player
            • Apr 2003
            • 3674

            #6
            Originally posted by NMWBloods
            This is why I hated Hawthorn winning!
            Likewise - collectively the most painful mob at any time really, but especially when they're successful.

            Every club has good and bad supporters but Hawthorn have more bad supporters than any other in my experience.
            Bloods

            "Lockett is the best of all time" - Robert Harvey, Darrel Baldock, Nathan Burke, Kevin Bartlett, Bob Skilton

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            • goswannie14
              Leadership Group
              • Sep 2005
              • 11166

              #7
              I think it's quite funny.
              Does God believe in Atheists?

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              • ShockOfHair
                One Man Out
                • Dec 2007
                • 3668

                #8
                Surprisingly funny.

                I've wondered myself why we chose Vespa last year over Rioli.
                The man who laughs has not yet heard the terrible news

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                • hot potato
                  Sir Ashmole Gruntbucket
                  • Jun 2007
                  • 1122

                  #9
                  Excellent read thanks SH
                  "He was proud of us when we won and he was still proud of us when we lost' Tami Roos about Paul Sept 06.

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